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  1. if you click on this topic you must post

    Special K has too many carbs
  2. Duel Links News - Whats Next

    They could honestly put book of moon in duel links. Better do it now while gx world is relatively fresh, before it becomes a post-5Ds world staple
  3. Name/DGz username: Joe Pat/Literal Bastard/Spurius Verbatim What year did you start playing YGO? What year did you join DGz? I started playing in 2002, joined the site in 2014 What credentials and achievements do you have in YGO? I once traded all of the banish psychics for a couple of playsets of reborn tengus at a sneak peek. I played burning abyss the week they were released and won a box tournament. I was on a goats team with ACP and Trynet and lost to Kris Perovic and Squiddy I made day 2 of YCS Vegas with Spellbooks in a predominantly Geargia format What hours are you generally available to commentate? What hours will you be able to commentate on the following days: March 10-11, March 23-31? march 10 is a no go, work, etc. available all day March 11. march 23-31, I can do Sunday, Wednesday, Friday all day What is the best kind of YGO commentary in your opinion? What kind of commentary do you think you are best at? Genuinely opinionated commentary is the best. You can just watch the game on mute to get the play by play and pick it up yourself. Commentary should add a layer of personality that allows viewers to feel involved that isn’t just a chat box being acknowledged. I think I’ll give that genuine, opinionated commentary, and if my opinions are wrong, it’ll be a source of discussion, promoting more activity, and if I’m right, then, neat! What else do you think you can bring to the table as a commentator? Aside from my quirks and flavor, I can help lower the bar of entry for returning players. I haven’t played in about 2 years, so if I get paired with someone who’s currently playing, I can ask questions. I can create a discussion out of thin air about what a card is or why a play was made a certain way, and it won’t come off as contrived. Also, I get old ladies complimenting me on my sexy voice, and it’s happened so many times, I believe it.
  4. Sweet Kaiba’s Baadasssss Card

    THIS CARD. THIS CARD RIGHT HERE • You can make a terrible infernity deck • You can summon bubbleman and draw • You can summon kristya/dyna/etc to make your terrible statue deck “consistent” • Special TKRO and watch your opponent pass their turn • Get locked out by whatever destruction prevention is run these days by not having the foresight to run trap stun/magic deflector • Banish it with Cards From the Sky and then use Light of Redemption in a convoluted fairy deck that probably doesn’t work, to then overextend and have a contingency plan for said overextension and summon Kristya • This card doesn’t loop with Kristya • Special summon it with Valhalla in a pre-2009 format when waiting for Kristya • Block the hammer of the gun you use to try and shoot yourself with when you erroneously make the assumption that Kristya can activate its effect from summoning itself in a top 8 match at nats • Weep when the judges at worlds overturn that rule, stating, “it was its intended to work that way,” while a certain pro gets snubbed of his 3rd chance at winning worlds by trying to make the exact same play the turn before • Realize bubbleman is the hero you deserve, but not necessarily the one you need right now • seriously, play it in heroes to make miracle fusion/BLS top decks seem effortless
  5. if you click on this topic you must post

    It’s more or less about controlling your caloric level, iirc. Keto hyper-doses you with proteins and fats, which wanes your appetite.
  6. if you click on this topic you must post

    Also, I’ve lost about 60 pounds since I’ve been on here. Keto and lifting will change your life
  7. if you click on this topic you must post

    If that’s a question: Nah, just playing duel links and I don’t know where to to go to fill in the space between games. If not: congrats!
  8. if you click on this topic you must post

    every time I’m in this thread
  9. Wind-Up Repairer Zenmaicon

    I see there aren’t many posts here, but I think there’s something more to this card. Of course, it requires opening mag+shark, but you can take at least two cards from your opponents’ hand with that. I’m hitting a wall that requires a zenmaity or leviair that doesn’t care about face-up or face down. Here’s what I have so far (and it’s mostly basic): 1) Normal magician 2) special shark 3) trigger magician 4) special magician #2 5) trigger shark to make level 3 6) trigger magician #2 7) special hunter 8) link zenmaicon with magicians 9) search shark #2 10) tribute shark 11) zenmaicon to special hunter #2 12) special shark #2 13) tribute shark #2 14) I don’t know, pls help
  10. KC Cup

    This is how I made dlv20 from dlv 15. People do not read cards they don’t know.
  11. KC Cup

    I like this deck: it it took me from 10 to 14 in a short time
  12. KC Cup

    I really want to play gbs with mindscan, but it’ll take too much time, with the skill window closing after day 1.
  13. Jurassic Park is a cautionary tale

    I’ll try swapping windstorm for it, but curse is too versatile for me to remove. it allows you to attack into WoD and be safe.
  14. Duel Links News - Whats Next

    I want to stay up all night for KC cup, but man, is it harsh on my body.
  15. Jurassic Park is a cautionary tale

    Should I remove a shard for my one WOD? EDIT: nvm, current build: