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TheGoldenTyranno

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Status Updates posted by TheGoldenTyranno

  1. Signups for newest Mafia Game: 

     

  2. So yeah. I got to work. Cya this evening

  3. I'll be at work because I'm over my sinus infection if anybody is wondering where I'm at later this morning. 

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    1. markus

      markus

      i blame jc that u r green. 

  5. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst

  6. Most people don't know that back in

    1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was 
    manufactured in England. In fact, 
    the Titanic was carrying 12,000 
    jars of the condiment scheduled 
    for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, 
    which was to be the next port of call 
    for the great ship after its stop in 
    New York. This would have been 
    the largest single shipment of 
    mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.

    ... But as we know, the great ship 
    did not make it to New York. The 
    ship hit an iceberg and sank. The 
    people of Mexico, who were crazy 
    about mayonnaise, and were eagerly 
    awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate 
    at the loss. Their anguish was so 
    great, that they declared a National 
    Day of Mourning.

    The National Day of Mourning occurs 
    each year on May 5 and is known, 
    of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.

    WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?

  7. I've got internet again!

    1. markus

      markus

      welcome back my man. maybe you can join the mafia game as a sub.

    2. Friendly

      Friendly

      Welcome back mate, I noticed your lack of presence ngl.

  8. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain 
    during a root canal? 

     

     

     

     

    His goal: transcend dental medication

  9. {This is where a terrible joke could have been} Hope everyone had an awesome holiday! 

  10. I'm probably gonna be without internet for a few days so cya

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    2. TheGoldenTyranno

      TheGoldenTyranno

      I'm just at the library for a bit so I better not but I'm gonna look at the game and see what awesomeness I'm missing

    3. Sophocles

      Sophocles

      When are you getting reliable internet again?

    4. TheGoldenTyranno

      TheGoldenTyranno

      Undetermined possibly as late as next month. I only happened to have the opportunity to get on again this morning by happenstance but I can't say with certainty I'd be able to get on again this week. I'm staying at my maternal Grandmothers house at the moment and she doesn't have internet access.

  11. I would stick around and murder some more jokes but I sorta need sleep to function and survive. 

  12. Just because you try and understand a fellow person's point of view doesn't mean you are forced to adopt that point of view when you come to understand it even if it is the majority held point of view. If people just accept what society tells them without judging it for themselves society would never have any progress.

    1. SSJ Grumpig

      SSJ Grumpig

      yeah my neo alt-voodoocore funk band has a song about this

  13. We Can Work It Out... Right?:

     

  14. You say yes, I say no
    You say stop and I say go go go:

     

    1. Me.

      Me.

      Just stop though

  15. You're awesome dude. I've loved your taste in music ever since I arrived on the forum.

  16. You know It's shocking to realize I started one of the most popular threads on DGz right now lol:

     

    1. TheGoldenTyranno

      TheGoldenTyranno

      People are posting even more in this one:

       

  17. Look the fact of the matter is I'm tacky and proud of it!

     

  18. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQ7qlbCIeY

  19. I'm gonna take the hint after all his time. Entering lurk mode(for now)

  20. buckwheatloaf is a nice guy why are you all hating on him?

  21. Vote Gary Johnson for liberty and REAL freedom!

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