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Honkey Kong

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About Honkey Kong

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  1. Gabrielle Giffords.

    Yep, and what are you going to do about it? .Irony at it's finest. you call me a raging faggot while being a raging faggot at this very minute. Give yourself a gold star for being a tard there..special guy. lol Do I? If you don't like what I got to say, there's always the ignore function. And I'm not, and I'm actually quite proud of myself because I got a bunch of raging tards who are howling about me making a joke about some democrat being shot in the head. If you hate me making these ikinds of comments, then I guess you better just stay away from sites like cosmicoutpost or BH, because there's alot of people who are making alot worse comments than this. and just because I know this pisses you off, here's some more, quoted for my pleasure. My point in short:Quit being so goddamned sensitive AND HAVING A STICK UP YOUR ASS ABOUT EVERY TRAGEDY AND RAGGING ON EVERYBODY WHO MAKES A JOKE, ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE'S ALOT WORSE OUT THERE. YOU'RE THE EXACT TYPE OF PEOPLE I LIKE TO FUCK WITH ON A DAILY BASIS BECAUSE YOUR TEMPERTANTRUMS ARE ALWAYS THE FUNNIEST. IT'S LIKE WATCHING A PISSED OFF MENTALLY CHALLENGED KID WHO JUST HAD HIS FAVORITE TOY SMASHED.
  2. Gabrielle Giffords.

    unintentional double post
  3. Gabrielle Giffords.

    I betcha she's brain damaged, and by some miracle she survives, she will NEVER be the same again. oh well..it's not like you need your brain to be a democrat anyways. 10 liberals hated the fact that I called them retards
  4. Your current car

    You sound like me a couple years back after I blew the head gaskets out of the crown victoria and sunk thousands in the topaz. I was practically sworn off fords and bought a dodge(which i sold to my brother, who really likes it). And then, I sat down and thought about it. The reason why what happened to the crown victoria was because it was a combination of a crooked mechanic, a defective thermostat, and no way of knowing it's running too hot until the check engine light is on(no temp gauge). basically a flukey thing that shouldn't have happened. And the topaz was just miled out and on it's last legs and it wouldn't have mattered if it was looked after or not. And then I bought my ranger, which has been super reliable, aside from the retards at the dealership overlooking a few basic maitenence needs like diff fluid,air filter and tires. Hell, my dad owned a 1990 ford econoline with a 300 straight 6 in it, and you couldn't kill that fucking thing. the ONLY reason my dad doesn't have it any more was because the body was rusting out faster than you can patch it. And right now, he's driving a 2007 ranger, and has nothing but good things to say about it. so in short..you shouldn't let 1 bad experience turn you off. From what I've seen with the bearings, you just happen to pick one up that was most likely sitting for a long period of time, and those cars do not do well when they sit, because as soon as they start to get driven after sitting, shit breaks like a motherfucker, and probably didn't think to grease the bearings and stuff. like fuck, if i was sworn off a brand after owning a lemon of a certain brand, i'd be on a bicycle by now, after seeing what my parents went through with some old hoopties.
  5. porn sub-forum

    Ok guys. Have you noticed the title is "tits or GTFO"? you see..that's how get access. you must send a nude pic of your girlfriend, a girl you know, or yourself( if you have tits and a vagina) to the main tits or gtfo forum. please title your threads "nudes of ______(insert who the nudes are of)" because we have to make sure you're going to contribute to Tits or GTFO, which is why it has that name. We don't take freeloaders in, so it's either you post tits, or you can gtfo and/or stfo. Better it, add it to the betray your gf thread. Seeing how the PW is open like a hooker's legs....I'd thought i'd drop that little bomb that you tards will still be excluded and lol'd at for trying so hard to get in to a forum, only to find out we keep the good shit to ourselves. like fuck..we got robyn spead eagle and everything in the hidden forum, while all you get is a couple tit shots and a top beaver pic. and geil's pw will get you into the visible, but to get to the hidden forum with the real porn,you gotta submit nudes of your GF or female friend, and be active. I'm sorry , but I'd thought i'd reveal that, seeing how Ash has kicked me out of the hidden one for posting granny porn..so this is a mere fuck you to him. and for those who think I'm making this shit up...here's proof it exists
  6. +/- rep

    new plan:
  7. Your current car

    Well at least you didn't cave a fucking fender in like I did. .going deer hunting with my ranger N' all. hyuk!
  8. Help me name my Massage Therapy practice.

    Zapp's Rub n' tug "Inquire about the Zappy ending"
  9. What did you get for christmas?

    335$ and a 73 piece ratchet set.
  10. Dream cars

    You're thinking of a super car, bud. you're thinking of cars like the dodge viper venom, and cars like the ford GT1000, or the twin turbo porche or W12 bentley. Exotics that happen to be super cars. It's basically because I like that car for the same reason why you would like your favorite color or whatever. you just do. there's just no "logical" reason to it.
  11. Dream cars

    exotics are made to hit corners and shit, while muscles are made to be quater mile cars, and you can be quite surprised how easily those chargers can get around those corners. Not to mention, we're talking about a CLASSIC charger. an iconic car. not one of those new ones you can buy anywhere. Also, I wouldn't be drifting around corners and driving it like a douchebag if I did have one. I'll put it like this for you... An exotic is like the ugly girl that can give head and fuck like she invented it . A muscle car is like the hot chick that absolutely horrible at giving head, but makes up for it when can do stuff in the bed that would make a pornstar cry with envy. It's more of the looks of a muscle car that makes it a must-have dream car.
  12. What was the name of that fat kid noone liked?

    That's where you put a huge hole in your story, because right now, you're getting quite defensive about it. you're arguing about caring about caring about neg reps, FFS, so obviously you do give a shit.
  13. Dream cars

    Then obviously you don't know sweet fuck all about the Hemi. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemi_engine Chrysler may have used the name "hemi" but alot of high end cars actually designed their engines around the hemipherical chambers High end/exotic companies like -astin martin -porche -alfa romeo -jaguar -lotus And even not-so-exotic companies like Ford and mitsubishi. So tell me how that works. tell me how the car is "not good" when even the high end companies are using the same kind of technology. and as for my dream car....... the 1969 dodge charger RT with the 426 hemi in it is my dream car. now THAT is a thing of beauty
  14. What was the name of that fat kid noone liked?

    Action to words. In another thread, you claim negs don't bother you, and then now, you're basically bitching about a bunch of "yugifag jackasses" giving you and people trying to be cool giving you negs. It's like me telling you that I don't want to haul off and bitch slap you for being stupid, but that's exactly what I feel like doing.
  15. The 2010 CSK AWARDS

    You do know justin was trolling the fuck out of the forum, right?
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