Turbo Duelist Cromat

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  1. im in the ballot for global games for new zealand, hope i win
  2. l u l https://www.reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/5qqqss/nrg_and_gamersensei_team_recruitment_scam/ tldr josh graham gets scamazed
  3. wat the fuk honest neos?? how r they fitting that into teh lore
  4. in their defense it was a really nice pin : D
  5. nz sux, borrowed sgd on the day and cancer'd my way to top 4 before losing a 20-80 matchup to angel feathers. gave the other guy 3rd place cuz no way i was gonna go to bali for this shit round 1: vs my friend (eventual winner who lent me the deck in the first place, gears) i get shit on cuz i dont know what the fuk his cards do, he keeps attacking me and getting plusses and then i die round 2: vs gold paladins he goes first, rides on turn 3 and then i kill him on turn 3, his deck didnt do shit lmao every one of his units never got to activate an effect round 3: vs shadow paladins i get grade stuck at 2 even after g assisting and get sea breezed. i finally hit a 3 off a g assist turn 4 at 4 damage, and take around 10 minutes for my turn doing calculations on the most basic of plays since i dont know the effective combos with my deck. he gets tilted off my long turn and fuck up his turn enough that i have enough to guard exactly and return kill with sanc guard round 4 bye sometimes lucky round 5 vs kagero knew he was kagero due to watching him the round before. i ask for the oracle text of all the kagero g guardians since i knew they were broken as fuk. play around them sufficiently (more like him burning them all on my first stride instead of saving them to prevent an all out attack) and he dies to sgd on turn 4 or 5 top cut takes around an hour to do deck checks. i realize i wrote my decklist wrong since i asked my friend for all the numbers, told the judge before he checked my deck to save himself (and me) some time so i can go home, judge is a nice guy, says its okay, and doesn't give me a game loss in top 8 LUL top 8 vs brawlers g1 im forced to go 1st, get grade stuck on 0 for 2 turns before finally hitting a 1, try to mount a come back after him taking a third damage thinking he could seabreeze when he couldn't, but i took too much dmg at grade 0 and can't come back g2 he goes first, he strides first and then i stride 1st for massive advantage, he strides back but its not enough since my deck shits out units for free and i restride back for game. g3 he goes first again, can't mount an aggro due to an unoptimal hand again. i do the same thing and on my 2nd stride he doesn't have a pg for my vg and i kill him with a crit top 4 vs angel feathers g1 i have no idea whats going on, he just keeps plussing and had both the g1 and g2 unicorn to stem my early aggression. i concede with 20 minutes left in the round knowing i can't actually break thru this bull shit g2 he goes first again, i double crit him on my 1st stride to win g3 he keeps his whole hand, i try to aggro him out but his hand was good and clears my board and i slowly get strangled out of the game 3rd/4th place didn't give a shit about invite passdowns or getting my name on the website so i concede. finals (my friend gears vs AF) my friends a better player and has the better deck and wins game 1 after being behind a lot, g2 goes faster and he wins and we go to dinner. props free tournament, got a top 8 pin, got a top 4 piece of paper certificate slops tournament took too long, game still shitty, AFs being bull shit
  6. from ygo dragon duel champ to magic pro kid is a fucking beast
  7. no kaijus quasar for life
  8. in other news mage is the most braindead arena class, im glad blizzard is continuing to let it dominate by printing more braindead cards like that burn card at common. i need to hit 12 with druid, its my only class left, and idk if i can do it before getting my 5/5 killed and them getting a 5/5
  9. evil wolf is gonna be great. its like haunted creeper except u get a 3/2
  10. so whos going to worlds?
  11. did they ever explain what happened in the dt lore? tierra is the second program that activated then the qliphorts came out and then the infernoids came out of the qliphorts and then tierra came out of the naturia tree and then the zefra killed tierra and thats it?
  12. personally im gonna go with tierra/lapis being partially purified by ptolomaeus
  13. yeah but the fact that it turns into a real tellar knight and doesnt turn it dark must mean something right ygo's all about redemption stories
  14. but why is it a good guy now?
  15. and konami finally banned shock as a concession to the tcg in order to facilitate a list merge