To warn my coworker to fuck off before i stick her head in the industrial toaster and melt the weave off her head?
Cuz someone needs tell her. All shift i was imagining sticking her head in the toaster and watching her hair melt over her head and drip into her face and watching her choke on the chemicals being burned... (i am a sick sick fucker when angry) I was so angry i couldn't fucking talk. Which is actually common, and unfortunate. when i get mad i cant talk. if i try i become hysterical so just keeping mouth shut is preferable.
cant act either, which is unfortunate, because i would really really like to shove her head in the toaster... =[
but anyhow. RANT! because i really really fucking need to rant to SOMEONE before i fucking stick her head in the toaster. cuz i will, eventually. it is bound to happen. inevitable.
I have been working at this store for fucking years and years. This bitch about half a year, maybe more, but in our store she is still the newest employee. so, obviously, first of all when i tell her she is doing something wrong, she should listen and let me teach her the right way to do something right? she walks away from me while im trying to talk to her, when i ask her to come back i need to show her she says no i got it. But then next customer she does the exact same thing again! so i call her out on it and she backfires says someone else told her to do it that way so she is going to do it that way, not the way i told her. So then im like okay, here, i will show you were it SAYS and EXPLAINS how to fucking do it! (because everything you need to do is printed out and displays are shown, its in black and fucking white, but she refuses to even look! Like FUCK she has been here long enough, she should already know it, and fighting with me and refusing to look is just fucking petty as shit, and dumb as hell.)
example, the coupons are buy a sub, get an equal or lesser price sub for free if its a six inch, a dollar for a footlong. a customer got two footlongs with a coupon. she rings it in as a free sub, not the buy one get one, i point out her mistake, say its supposed to be a dollar not free, and try to point out the right button, but she walks away. I am like i have to show you how to do it right! and she says okay okay i get it you dont have to show me. Then next order is two six inches a veggy and a teriaki. she hits the free button again instead of the bogo(buy one get one) so the more expensive sub, the teriyaki, is free instead of the veggy. cuz the free button makes the more expensive sub free, not the least, as its supposed to be on the coupon and by design cuz hey they have to make money here, it pays for your paycheque! and i point it out to her again and she gets snippy at me, says im stupid look, the coupon says free for six inch! and i try to point out that the wrong sub was made free, cuz of the choice of button, and it does matter, she walks away on me says whatever, im like i have to show you how to do it right! you said no last time you got it, but then you made the mistake a second time! she is like i get it stop acting like im stupid i get it (but she is stupid. obviously)
and again with something else. i noticed the mini subs were small. i am like umm are you cutting a six inch in half for the minies she is like yes im not new. I am like but a mini is a third of a sub, not a quarter... and she is like "well then why is there a measure on the scale for 3inches?" there is also one for 4 inches... but the one for three inches is for the BREAKFAST FLATBREAD 3 inch subs. only available for breakfast, and with flat breads. not subs. minis are a third of a footlong. so i tell the customer i will just ring him in for a 6inch then, and the cheaper one cuz it was our mistake, not his. he was happy. =]
after he left, this girl turns on me and is like "do not ever do that again, you embarrassed me in front of the customer" and we have a fight. cuz bitch please, it takes too long to take you into the back to talk to you, which is why the bosses dont do it. and she is like well i dont like it when they do it either, but you are not my boss, you are a coworker, and you are closer in age to me, and you act like you own me. you do not have the right to make me look bad and treat me like that" .... you are wrong, im not going to let it pass and cheat the customer of what they should have got, because your a fucking idiot. obviously didnt tell her that. was mad, couldnt talk, walked away until i found me words and told her "this is a job, we have a job to do, i am senior and part of my job is making sure things go the right way. and i have to correct you when you do things wrong, and have to do it as it happens so that it can be made right. for the customer, they deserve what they pay for, and for the store, because we still need to make money it pays our cheques." she argues with me, i forget what cuz i didnt even let her continue cuz she pissed me off and i snapped at her that her feelings of not liking being told what to do was not as important as a customer, this is a job, suck it up!" (cuz fuck her!)
and her reasoning for why she doesn't listen to me? she says i explain things in a condescending manner. And yes i admit in my head I think she is a prissy princess lazy stupid shit, but i try to be nice, friendly. i don't call her stupid, i am not negative. I sound like a fucking kindergarten teacher explaining shit, which is actually her problem with me apparently, i act too nice when explaining things and it comes off as condescending and she "isn't a child"? THE FUCK DOES SHE WANT!?! and if she doesn't want to be treated as if she is stupid, maybe she should actually NOT be stupid and finally learn her fucking shit. OR READ IT! It is not fucking difficult. i could start telling her that, that isn't treating her with kid gloves, but i think she will find it a hell of a lot more condescending. I will show her what condescending is little fucking brat.. OMG! >_<;
And she is a prissy princess type. "OH! I cant wear my hair up properly, i just got it done, it will ruin the style" "Oh i cant do the dishes it will ruin my nails (the nail polish)" "I won't clean the bathrooms they are gross" "i cant take out the trash it is too heavy (and gross)"
So, i do all the things she has a "reason" not to do. while she does the things she finds more agreeable. Then there is something she cant find a reason not to, so she outright TELLS me to do it. To be exact "get this done before the dinner rush or it is going to be harder" ... okay? who are you to tell me what to do? but i get it. it is wiping down/cleaning the chair and table legs cuz highschool kids tracked mud in cuz of the rain. it is annoying as fuck cuz you have to get on your knees to clean them, and you have to keep getting up to move to the next one. and there are lots of tables and chair legs to clean. I hate it too. but i do it anyways because i need to ask her to do something later.
See the actual closing part is split into two jobs, the front and the back. The back is stuff like wiping down the edges of the containers, and breaking down to one fridge instead of two. clean them. but you have to put the containers back smart. she has the veggies spread out ALL OVER so you have to pick up the sub your working on and carry it to the other side of the other employee to reach it, then back again for something else. It is fucking ANNOYING!!! and bad time management, takes fucking forever to make a sub like that. So I wanted that job, because things like that and other things (she cant even cut the cheese straight, doesn't even try, so you end up with tiny triangles that you have to put more than the standard one cuz they are fucking tiny, and then huge ones. i dont even KNOW how she fucks up that bad. and everytime she does sauces the next person has to take out every single sauce bag, clean them and the container, because she puts them down wrong, sometimes even directly upside down, so the sauce leaks everywhere. So, obviously, i don't want her doing these types of jobs, she can do the front, which is already almost half way down because she made me do the washrooms and the trash and clean the legs.)
so i, as way way the most senior of senior staff, try to delegate and tell her to do the front. she refuses. im like but i did the dishes, the bathrooms, took out the trash, washed the legs, etc etc etc (pretty much everything she said she couldnt or didnt want to do) and her reply was "so i was in the back doing stuff too, doesn't mean you get to tell me what to do" (umm what?! didnt she spend the entire fucking shift telling me what to do, even though i am senior? and isn't this telling me what to do?) but i was too angry to talk, so i had to let it go. cuz, speech, necessary thing for arguing. she does a shitty fucking job. obviously.
i try explaining, again, what to do with the veggies and why they need to be somewhat organized, and she makes fun of me for being a tool.
... this is a job hunny, you get paid to do it and do it right. you cant do shit and expect to keep a job. i don't know how she even still has this one, even the boss says she is a bitch and wants her to quit (they try really really hard not to fire people you have to be really really bad to accomplish getting fired, but your hours will still suffer if you suck, represented by her one shift every week, sometimes two (loses a shift when does something wrong and gets caught out in it)
so, i do the job right, and get pissed at you for doing it wrong. that is because you are making more work for me. and as senior i am responsible for what happens in the store. if we get a complaint, i lose a shift too, and i can't afford that. or if subs are getting rung in improperly too, because i am supposed to keep an eye on her. it isn't just her ass on the line, hell her ass is buffered by my ass, cuz i end up working harder to make up for her slack.
oh and by slack i mean her habit of going to the bathroom often, for a long time. like 15-30 minutes. she takes goddamn breaks in the bathroom and doesn't claim them as breaks. meanwhile im doing all the work and doing all the subs/customers myself. sometimes all through rushes.
and if she comes ten minutes early she writes down on her hours she got here 15 minutes early and counts it in her time log. and if she leaves 5 minutes late she also puts down 15 minutes out late. which, maybe for one, (but i wouldn't personally claim either), but for both? she is cheating on hours. and usually at night she cant stay to help close cuz she has a "bus to catch" but if you write you stayed longer, she will changer her hours to match yours even if its a half hour later, because she "doesn't want to look bad" that one person stayed and she didnt. ... *face wall*
why why why is she still an employee here?!! like isn't that fucking theft, claiming you worked hours that you did not? and shirking work hiding in the bathroom? being rude prissy shit, telling senior staff what to do, arguing over what is right or wrong and refusing to look at proof of her being fucking wrong. refusing to do the "gross" cleaning things, not doing dishes, or taking out trash. god damn fucking little princess. I am going to shove her head right in the toaster and watch the pretty curls she couldnt put up right cuz it would ruin them, fucking melt. They will fucking melt, burn her flesh, scar her face (its not pretty to begin with, she has a permanent bitch face expression, you know, that constipated one?), and choke her lungs. FUCK HER! UGH! ...
... is there something wrong with me that i get such twisted joy imagining causing her such pain?