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Status Updates posted by NB96

  1. I think I might have become the best Goat player on the site right now

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    2. Jazz


      because you're the only player logged into the site?

    3. NB96


      My reads have reached a new level. It's like I'm playing on a higher level of consciousness to everybody else. Like I've transcended my own humanity.


      But that other reason too.

    4. SleepyHallo


      Memento mori.

  2. Merry Christmas everybody

  3. I passed my driving test earlier today

    1. rei


      congrats man please talk cars with me 

    2. TheGoldenTyranno
    3. BuildTheWalia


      Now you can legally drive off a cliff :D

  4. Hello everybody.

    1. ZeroPassion
    2. NB96


      HI was beginning to think nobody was going to reply

    3. ZeroPassion


      status updates on here aren't really popular tbf 

  5. CardTheorist's deck is surprisingly fun to use if you modify it slightly for the current format ban list. Anyone wanna play a mirror match sometime?

    1. NB96


      Or an @Cardtheorist vs @lavaman555 Elemental HERO match?

    2. NB96


      Was considering recording a match and perhaps uploading it for Youtube for the world to see the genius deckbuilding skills of CardTheorist.

    3. Me.


      I found cardtheorist on duelingbook a few months back, he said he doesn't think worm lynx snipe hunter is good at all in this format.

  6. I just changed my profile picture.

    1. Flacko


      in america.

  7. I just failed my driving test.

    Or dam

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    2. rei


      reverse around a corner is one i dont think is ever tested/encouraged here sounds like a pain - i feel like it'd just be sheer man hours to build the muscle memory for the test 


      Whats bay parking? prob a diff name in Canadian english 

    3. NB96


      Just when you reverse into a space in a car park pretty much.

    4. rei


      ah cool. yeah we just call that backing in 

  8. If you so much as look at me the wrong way, I'll sue.

    1. SSJ Grumpig

      SSJ Grumpig

      baby im lookin at u the rite way

    2. NB96


      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    3. SSJ Grumpig

      SSJ Grumpig

      speak to ya leaders, surrender ya arms

      you need about a million more soldiers to even the odds

      plus 800,000 to even consider a war - and 200,000 more to even look hard

      you betta drop ya flag and withdraw

      my cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors and smash yall

      attach yall to the back of my horse

      and drag yall across the mothafuckin asphalt

  9. Devpro: Good luck, have fun.
    Devpro: I draw a card.
    Devpro: I'm activating Foolish Burial.
    Devpro: I'm activating Fire Formation - Tenki.
    Devpro: Appear, Assault Beast!
    Devpro: Your turn.

  10. I have a driving lesson today.