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The Alcoholism Thread

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I'm currently halfway through my third Corona and I'm already wasted.

die die die i hate your type

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corona with a slice of lime in the neck is an amazing beer with food.

hey does anyone want to know a cool trick for parties? impresses the shit out of ladies.

take two beer bottles, and start rubbibg the tops together. so the grooves go over eachother and make an annoying sound. back and forth up and down whatever. you get the picture right? within a few seconds the tops of one of the bottles should conveniently pop off. be careful the cracked end is sharp, but it fits nicely as a ring. i have beer married alot of girls.

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My friend gave me a big ornamental knife that works as a champaigne sabre. It has gotten me laid.

Also drunk at work right now.

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Lol drinking at work, the worst but best idea ever.

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he programs computers how hard could that be?

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-internet crashes worldwide-

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I'm currently halfway through my third Corona and I'm already wasted.

you're probably that drunk guy who always ends up wrestling someone named Schmitty at parties

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Im gonna try bourbon for the first time today

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YOU'VE NEVER HAD BOURBON ASH?! WTH!!!

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getting drunk after brand new, update later.

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> passedo ut after brand new. Curious for denis's update.

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I dont care what Nick or The Big Lebowski say, White Russians are girly drinks

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151 and rockstar tonight. ill regret it

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> passedo ut after brand new. Curious for denis's update.

drank one of your stock's watched kenny vs spenny season 6 premier (who can 69 the longest) tried not to wake up the hosue laughing hysterically. fell asleep.

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I dont care what Nick or The Big Lebowski say, White Russians are girly drinks

LOL

Men have no reason to ever put cream in their mouth, especially if that cream tastes like coffee liquer.

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Arson lives five hours away from me, he wandered into town for a concert.

Also I see what you did there.

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i got home in 4 yesterday ;)

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for once i get to post in this thread drunk

feels good man

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Im predrinking for a night at the bar (yes I know its tuesday stfu) and my mom just took a sample of my bourbon and coke and called it a "mans drink"

Im not sure what to think of this

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