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Gary Oak    846

Any ways to pick up a girl on a train without seeming like a creeper?

I've done it twice man. Just be friendly and try and find a way to open a convo with a book, or newspaper.

Something as simple as "wow have you seen this?" -> point to article.

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Aaron    2051

failed with jew girl. got wasted and banged her friend.

"banging" her friend was a funny story i'll tell later but yeah.. bit bummed out cos her friend was a really average girl.

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ggggg    3613

we r throwing a ceos and office hoes party at my house this weekend so hopefully i get laid.

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Ammit    5159

failed with jew girl. got wasted and banged her friend.

"banging" her friend was a funny story i'll tell later but yeah.. bit bummed out cos her friend was a really average girl.

I see that your not going out and drinking plan worked out well.

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»orangeeyes    11863

I went out last night and ran into this chick that was an RA in my res hall last year, she always seemed a little into me (one time she dropped a serious hint and I didn't do anything), anyway it was the first time I saw her all year so we hugged and she said I looked great, she was with her friends though and they were going to another bar that none of my buddies could go to cuz we're 19 so that was that

Only problem is she's 21 (junior) and I'm 19 (sophomore), I don't really have much to offer. I don't have a car here, and it's not like she wants to go to some random house party when she can hit the bars all she wants. I don't really want to do the coffee date thing cuz like, she's a nice girl and everything I'm just not really interested in a relationship. oh and she's close friends with this girl I'm crushing on that I won't see for awhile, i wouldn't want to ruin that just for sex

but she's hot and she always gave off that "she wants to fuck" vibe

should I mack on this fly honey and how

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Gary Oak    846

So I completed my first week of 8.30 - 5.30 full-time and I am fucking exhausted. I went on a dinner date on Thursday night and I think it was the first time in my life that I was too tired to talk. Thankfully, she was an absolute chatter box and by the end of the night the only way to shut her up was to make out with her -- I didn't complain.

Hai5 guys.

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Aaron    2051

failed with jew girl. got wasted and banged her friend.

"banging" her friend was a funny story i'll tell later but yeah.. bit bummed out cos her friend was a really average girl.

I see that your not going out and drinking plan worked out well.

lol i know man.. to be fair making progress. drinking has gone from 3x+ a week to 1x a week which for me is personally pretty slick. i've noticed today if i start talking to ppl when they're starting to get drunk, its all really enjoyable. however if i join the party late, its very annoying to talk to drunk people.

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IAmTheGreat    3772

I went out last night and ran into this chick that was an RA in my res hall last year, she always seemed a little into me (one time she dropped a serious hint and I didn't do anything), anyway it was the first time I saw her all year so we hugged and she said I looked great, she was with her friends though and they were going to another bar that none of my buddies could go to cuz we're 19 so that was that

Only problem is she's 21 (junior) and I'm 19 (sophomore), I don't really have much to offer. I don't have a car here, and it's not like she wants to go to some random house party when she can hit the bars all she wants. I don't really want to do the coffee date thing cuz like, she's a nice girl and everything I'm just not really interested in a relationship. oh and she's close friends with this girl I'm crushing on that I won't see for awhile, i wouldn't want to ruin that just for sex

but she's hot and she always gave off that "she wants to fuck" vibe

should I mack on this fly honey and how

If you are legit interested in her friend let it go. You dont wanna ruin anything you could have with her if you really like the girl. Best bet is stay in contact with her, then if things with her friend ever fall thru you can pursue her.

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Bazoo    5700

I went out last night and ran into this chick that was an RA in my res hall last year, she always seemed a little into me (one time she dropped a serious hint and I didn't do anything), anyway it was the first time I saw her all year so we hugged and she said I looked great, she was with her friends though and they were going to another bar that none of my buddies could go to cuz we're 19 so that was that

Only problem is she's 21 (junior) and I'm 19 (sophomore), I don't really have much to offer. I don't have a car here, and it's not like she wants to go to some random house party when she can hit the bars all she wants. I don't really want to do the coffee date thing cuz like, she's a nice girl and everything I'm just not really interested in a relationship. oh and she's close friends with this girl I'm crushing on that I won't see for awhile, i wouldn't want to ruin that just for sex

but she's hot and she always gave off that "she wants to fuck" vibe

should I mack on this fly honey and how

Not saying it's impossible but she is also an RA. RAs act like everyone is awesome, don't confuse the signals.

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Gary Oak    846

I went out last night and ran into this chick that was an RA in my res hall last year, she always seemed a little into me (one time she dropped a serious hint and I didn't do anything), anyway it was the first time I saw her all year so we hugged and she said I looked great, she was with her friends though and they were going to another bar that none of my buddies could go to cuz we're 19 so that was that

Only problem is she's 21 (junior) and I'm 19 (sophomore), I don't really have much to offer. I don't have a car here, and it's not like she wants to go to some random house party when she can hit the bars all she wants. I don't really want to do the coffee date thing cuz like, she's a nice girl and everything I'm just not really interested in a relationship. oh and she's close friends with this girl I'm crushing on that I won't see for awhile, i wouldn't want to ruin that just for sex

but she's hot and she always gave off that "she wants to fuck" vibe

should I mack on this fly honey and how

This interests me greatly. I don't really know your culture over there but I am curious as to (with no disrespect intended) what a 19 year old can offer her at her current position. One would assume social politics are still in play and they will be all the way up until you leave education where age then doesn't really matter. If we go along these lines than surely her getting with you (again, no disrespect) just doesn't make sense, and you've touched upon that yourself.

Saying that, there's no reason why it's not possible, you can be very positive and confident and bang an oldie, how fucking cool would you look among your group.

My advice is actually do what you don't want to, ask her out for a cup of coffee -- because if she agrees it means she sees you as an intelectual peer despite the age gap -- if you can converse and engage her, then you can fuck her.

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Tacooo    1683

u know ur in when she likes ur profile pic bros.

awwww yeeeee

and i highly suggest that everyone tries this...

go through a girls pics, find a good pic of her (that nobody else has liked), like it, then send her a poke....pretty good success rate so far

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»orangeeyes    11863

there's this sorority airhead in my political behavior discussion class that i wanna mack on. it just sucks because group discussions don't really facilitate talking to girls. plus she's one of those girls that will talk to pretty much anyone.

but i'm up for the challenge. any tips?

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ggggg    3613

uhh just make fun of her irl then poke her on fb and like her statuses

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»orangeeyes    11863

>wish girl happy birthday

>likes my wall post and no one else's

>she wants to fuck

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StillPojo    396
One of my friends introduced me to this girl at Uni recently. We get to talking on FB, and it's ridiculous how much we have in common; we're both english majors, have the exact same tastes in music/movies/video games, she plays MTG and I play MTG and YGO, etc. Not to mention she looks fairly attractive. Alright, so I'm obviously interested at this point. Then a few days after we start talking I ran into her on campus. Seeing her picture on FB was one thing, but once I saw her in person, I was completely blown away. It was the first time since high school that I felt legitimately nervous around a girl, and she's honestly the first girl I've been interested in that I would describe as beautiful. The problem I'm having is that sometimes she just doesn't respond to my calls, texts, etc. She always mentions it when we do talk and apologizes for not getting back to me. But for a day or two at a time I just won't hear from her. Yesterday we were going to try to meet up again, but I haven't heard anything from her. My friend who introduced us told me that she just does that and not to worry about it. I don't have a huge problem with this, but it just makes the whole "getting to know you" phase that much more difficult.

I'm not going to say I'm a playa or anything, but if I'm interested in a girl I can usually get her to go on at least one date. Pretty much every one of my relationships has ended because it gets to the point where I really have to try to stay interested in the relationship. But that might not happen if everything works out with this girl, seeing as in the week and a half we've been talking we haven't ever run out of things to talk about. I guess my main point is that this is the first time I've met a girl who I embodies every quality I find attractive in a girl (creative, smart, independent, and blonde to boot), and she's more or less told me she thinks I'm attractive, so i really want to make this work. Those of you who have found and dated your "perfect girl" (I hate to use this term, obviously no one's perfect, but it's the best way to phrase it), how did you go about it?

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ggggg    3613
ive been fucking mad bitches and going to bars LOL

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»orangeeyes    11863
trying to get it in or at least make significant progress with a pretty cool girl tomorrow night, wish me luck gentlemen

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Gary Oak    846
I have not posted here in time!

RIght so Friday - Sunday I went to visit my old Uni friends for the first time since we all graduated (6 months ago, where does the time go?)

I've been on a bit of a downer, work's not great, can't really get back up on my own feet, living at home sucks and my OCD has been playing up pretty bad. So it was a really great opportunity to get away and relax.

Friday we head to a night club -- champagnes flying, drinks everywhere, I bump into this girl at about 1 am and she goes "Hi, I have been in a relationship for 3 and a half years and have now been single for a week, can we go back to mine so you can abuse me?" -- Yeah, I know right? Fucking Mecca.

My response of course, "Cabbie, taxi for 2 please kthnx."

We get home to hers and holy fucking shit, the most disgusting porno sex I've ever had in my life -- I'm fucking tossing her around just breaking shit giving her fucking digs in the face and just devouring her man. Cum, everywhere and she was loving every second of it. You can just imagine her BF before must have been such a douche seriously and I just roll in and smash.

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/igorkharin/rachel-1.png[/img]

She finished the night with a black eye -- that's how we roll guys.
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+rei+    34758
Gary fuckin Oak.
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ggggg    3613
i really like this one girl i havent had this feeling in 2 years and i am going to see her at a senior event tomorrow night and we will both be really drunk and it will be like a scene from a movie and i probably will fail in my attempt to mack the fly honey

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Gary Oak    846
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i really like this one girl i havent had this feeling in 2 years and i am going to see her at a senior event tomorrow night and we will both be really drunk and it will be like a scene from a movie and i probably will fail in my attempt to mack the fly honey
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Do not fail my son -- ensist, but do not rape.

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