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Daniel:

Have you ever tried it with a bottle?

Miranda:

Oh heavens no, nothing like that.

A cucumber a couple of times, but that’s about it.

What about you? Ever tried anything to wank it with?

Daniel:

Well for Halloween one year I ran into the bathroom

with one of my grandmothers cooking magazines

and for foreplay I wrapped my dick up in toilet paper

to make it look like a mummy.

Miranda:

How was that?

Daniel:

Well my penis got really dry and bled a little,

but it felt great to blow my load all over the yoga advertisement

Miranda:

That’s legit

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