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»Digbick    7263

Should I invest and buy a fuckton of google stock?

ya, you got over 10k lying around?

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+Urthor    10229
Pretty sure you'd make a lot more money just speculating and doing basic FOREX trading with bitcoins
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Wumbologist    14205

is there a way to hide threads so i never have to see or think about the contents of this thread again

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slickz    4320

Pretty sure you'd make a lot more money just speculating and doing basic FOREX trading with bitcoins

teach me

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»ACP    33422

Title Brainstorming:

 

ACP: Streaming 8-mans

ACP: Mono-White Dickvotion

Now everyone can be a mastur... bator

blew/white countertop
acp: junk reanimator

I actually died laughing when I read these. Grade A puns for sure. I'd love to use these, but for one, most of my audience wouldn't get the jokes. Second of all, like I said in the OP I would like to be anonymous so can I lead a normal life and not be thought of by all of my friends/family as some kind of freak.

 

If you want, you can try to come up with some Google Glass related puns though for titles. "I'd tap that Glass" has already been taken though. You can also try to come up with a porn name for me. You seem like a pretty creative individual.

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»Ryu    2416

how long can you last in the sack allen

 

this means everything to your future as a pornstar

 

don't lie to us

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»Ryu    2416

also i heard you can make double the money in gay porn so there's that

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»ACP    33422

There are various "escort" agencies online that skirt legal ramifications of prostitution and they aren't always absurdly expensive either depending on the prostitute. Also a tad safer than CL.

 

Can you host it as a webcam? You could look into doing some of those live shows on 4cam or chaturbate or whatever. At least to start.

 

Alternatively, you may be able to talk to an agency about something like this.

 

That is as close to serious advice as I can give.

All of them nearby are scams from what I can tell. That would be a great idea if I lived near Vegas or something, but Tampa as far as I know simply doesn't have this as a legitimate industry. There's also no guarantee that my escort would be willing to be recorded.

 

As far as I know, the only streaming that Glass has is via google hangouts. How much do those sites pay though? Just curious.

 

Yeah, like I said, selling the videos to someone else would make my life a lot easier. Not sure where to get started though.

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»ACP    33422

Congrats on making the perfect parody post for the social interaction subforum. 10/10 would read again.

No, this is serious. There are a lot of questions that I still need answered.

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»ACP    33422

how long can you last in the sack allen

 

this means everything to your future as a pornstar

 

don't lie to us

 

also i heard you can make double the money in gay porn so there's that

Like I said, on a good day, like 20 minutes. Idk how good this is relatively speaking, but I figure it's decent. Playing out Gishki loops in my head generally helps me last a lot longer. Idk what other methods there are besides just getting more experience.

 

Also, gay porn is off the table.

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wonderPreaux    1408

Title Brainstorming:

 

ACP: Streaming 8-mans

ACP: Mono-White Dickvotion

Now everyone can be a mastur... bator

blew/white countertop
acp: junk reanimator

I actually died laughing when I read these. Grade A puns for sure. I'd love to use these, but for one, most of my audience wouldn't get the jokes. Second of all, like I said in the OP I would like to be anonymous so I lead a normal life and not be thought of by all of my friends/family as some kind of freak.

 

If you want, you can try to come up with some Google Glass related puns though for titles. "I'd tap that Glass" has already been taken though. You can also try to come up with a porn name for me. You seem like a pretty creative individual.

yeah, i hadnt really accounted for the anonymity thing, which is a shame, because some variant of "allen c peennington" would be the actual literal nuts.

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Miss Click    2475

There are various "escort" agencies online that skirt legal ramifications of prostitution and they aren't always absurdly expensive either depending on the prostitute. Also a tad safer than CL.

 

Can you host it as a webcam? You could look into doing some of those live shows on 4cam or chaturbate or whatever. At least to start.

 

Alternatively, you may be able to talk to an agency about something like this.

 

That is as close to serious advice as I can give.

All of them nearby are scams from what I can tell. That would be a great idea if I lived near Vegas or something, but Tampa as far as I know simply doesn't have this as a legitimate industry. There's also no guarantee that my escort would be willing to be recorded.

 

As far as I know, the only streaming that Glass is via google hangouts. How much do those sites pay though? Just curious.

 

Yeah, like I said, selling the videos to someone else would make my life a lot easier. Not sure where to get started though.

 

Sucks. It is a lot easier over in the UK/ROI area where prostitution is actually legal.

They don't pay themselves unless you're really popular. What independent streamers do are host their videos and ask for "tips" (like an in-site currency that can be exchanged for real money). Some set various goals where you'll do XYZ if you're paid ABC tips. It would be a long way to make 1500, especially if you're hiring a girl to do it and likely not worth it in the long run.

Being an gay escort would be a lot easier than making sellable porn.

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»ACP    33422

Yeah, streaming doesn't sound like my best option. I have a hard time getting more than 25 viewers when I stream Magic on twitch, and I'd assume that I'm much better at Magic than I am at making porn.

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»CheyMcFly    4637

I really thought this thread was going to be you asking which DGz members were interested in starring in your porn.

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»ACP    33422

I really thought this thread was going to be you asking which DGz members were interested in starring in your porn.

I mean if you're interested just say so.

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»Pharaoh Atem    15769

Congrats on making the perfect parody post for the social interaction subforum. 10/10 would read again.

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Congrats on making the perfect parody post for the social interaction subforum. 10/10 would read again.

 

The picture at the bottom of the OP had me in stitches. 

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