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confuse rei    5552

Yippy-cay-ay motherfuckers! Welcome to Hoo-ha's-ville, Missouri, the site of our incredibly racist stereotypical game of mafia!
 
It appears there's some felons in town, and it's yer job to round 'em up!
 
Here be the list of the dudes and dudettes livin' in this here po-dunk town we cawl home:
1. Nishi
2. aurirevoir
3. Dango
4. Gemstone Mine
5. wrw.chrono
6. Malcolm
7. Ammit
8. LFN
9. Yoshino takigawa
10. everest
11. rei
12. NetRepTodd
13. JC
14. my bloody arcanine
15. Papasmurfkof
16. isalty
17. hd LSD druglord
18. urthor

 
Now let's all be civil, y'all, and remember all the things a good ol' cowboy's gots ta do:
-All players are expected to make at least 4 posts per day. Don't wanna go gettin' lost now, do y'all?
-Remember that y'all ain't allowed to edit ya posts. We'll have ta take ya out to the stocks and beat y'all to death with a stick
-All manners a' claimin' are a'ight, but no screenshots or whatever that there new-fangled technology be a-doin'
-Sun rises and sets over 24 hours, moon takes the same amount of time, y'all
-GET OFF MAH LAWN YA MANGEY HOODLUMS *spits into jug*
 
Day Phase 1 begins now, and will end at 2:30 PM EST or when a voting majority (10) is reached.


 
 

Edited by Urthor
I gave Gaia control of the OP so he can lock and unlock threads
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Dango    824

I'm deputy Sheriff... In other words Vanilla Townie that dies when the Sheriff dies. Whoever is the Cop live forever and ever please. 

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Dango    824

Well actually if the Sheriff would be lynched I am lynched instead. I guess that does not make me Vanilla townie but shitier, and actually paints me as a NK target. Fuck. 

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+PSK    4336

also just means you cant kill me lol. What is dead may never die!


vote Francis J Underwood

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confuse rei    5552

i really need to stop derailing my own games

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+PSK    4336

Fuck man I waited so long for that joke also the struggle of getting the timeID accurate when the other thread is locked so no quoting. THE SHIT I GO THROUGH 

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LFN    3183

I'm deputy Sheriff... In other words Vanilla Townie that dies when the Sheriff dies. Whoever is the Cop live forever and ever please. 

 

"There is no point in NK'ing me! Don't do it!"

 

Well actually if the Sheriff would be lynched I am lynched instead. I guess that does not make me Vanilla townie but shitier, and actually paints me as a NK target. Fuck. 

 

"NK me! NK me!"

 

=-|  =-|  =-|

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aurirevoir    2861

hopefully my four-game break serves me well

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+Gemstone Mine    2590

I swear to god, if I have to read canasian posting that stereotypical county ass talk every fucking eod and end of night, I'm going to cry, then make canasian cry, then slit my wrists with a dull spoon, then slit his throat with a dull spoon. I signed up for animal mafia, not country ass mafia

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LFN    3183

That was real inconsistent, Dango.

 

dont rly like this post

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+canasian    4105

Not ma' fault them folks in the togas and the olive crowns don't get what it means to be a good southern bo'

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Zayne Liam    6

I swear to god, if I have to read canasian posting that stereotypical county ass talk every fucking eod and end of night, I'm going to cry, then make canasian cry, then slit my wrists with a dull spoon, then slit his throat with a dull spoon. I signed up for animal mafia, not country ass mafia

yeah the way it is written is annoying.

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Dango    824

 

I'm deputy Sheriff... In other words Vanilla Townie that dies when the Sheriff dies. Whoever is the Cop live forever and ever please. 

 

"There is no point in NK'ing me! Don't do it!"

 

Well actually if the Sheriff would be lynched I am lynched instead. I guess that does not make me Vanilla townie but shitier, and actually paints me as a NK target. Fuck. 

 

"NK me! NK me!"

 

=-|  =-|  =-|

 

Yeah I am aware on how that turned how. I read the role wrong at first (about an hour ago) posted (then reread my roll) posted the correction. 

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Zayne Liam    6

Are we even allowed to lynch the narrator? Lets give it a shot
 
 
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xD let's lynch the narrator! vote canasian

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wrw.chrono    155

Not ma' fault them folks in the togas and the olive crowns don't get what it means to be a good southern bo'


I found the flavor incredibly easy to read...

Stereotypes have to start somewhere, I suppose.

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Dango    824

 

Are we even allowed to lynch the narrator? Lets give it a shot
 
 
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xD let's lynch the narrator! vote canasian

 

How about let's not promote general idiocy this game?

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Zayne Liam    6


 

Are we even allowed to lynch the narrator? Lets give it a shot
 
 
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xD let's lynch the narrator! vote canasian
 
How about let's not promote general idiocy this game?
Come on it was just a joke you ruined my fun. : P

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aurirevoir    2861

dango's post seems like townie play.  as cringeworthy as his posts are, claiming that ability is a death wish if he's lying.

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