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»Tygo    14142
Choose any member.
Destroy them in less than 3 lines.
Best line could get a member title along the lines of roast master or something.

If you get butthurt over anything in this thread, shut up.

If you're afraid to hurt someone's feelings, post here so we can help you learn to cope with your new found vagina.
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itswhatever    3286

Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you look like a muhfuckinnnn uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

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Phantasm    251

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ACP    33423

Calvin Tahan, the fact that anyone thinks that you're good at Yugioh speaks volumes about how bad our Yugioh community is. Even more troubling is the fact that anyone thinks you're a good teacher, which speaks volumes about how bad our education system in America is.

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Grimey    8115

I remember a time when we didn't need a thread to do this  :sandals:

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slickz    4327
Francis J Underwood- That white kid in high school that got jumped for calling a black guy "nigga"
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slickz    4327
iSlickz- Pathetic asshole loser that nobody likes and you fucking suck at mafia
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slickz    4327
Joshua Graham - Even though everyone hates you, you're the actual literal embodiment of the Yugioh community and the dgz yugioh community as a whole as much as theyd hate to admit it
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Wumbologist    14205
Matthew Monahan

You're a good guy, but have your posts always been so obscenely verbose or am I just now noticing it? Can you just write like a normal human being instead of trying to cram some stupid philosophical bullshit into every sentence?
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ACP    33423

Atem, you're a total Konami shill. It would probably take Kevin Tewart donating a bomb at a YCS for you to admit to any sort of Konami wrongdoing. I liked you so much better when you were a communist.

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ACP    33423

Allen - Stephen Hawking with Asbergers without the ALS

Better than Steven Hawking with ALS and without asbergers.

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ACP    33423

Aaron, when Ben Carson became a presidential candidate, many liberals said, "I never knew that a doctor could be such an idiot." But all of us on DGZ did.

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Digbick    7271

Boosh- Dumbest guy at Rice. Have to resort making up bullshit about science and electronic to humblebrag about it on a children card game forum, so he can feel smart

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Digbick    7271

Matthew Monahan- The fat white guy version of Atem

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slickz    4327

Boosh- Dumbest guy at Rice. Have to resort making up bullshit about science and electronic to humblebrag about it on a children card game forum, so he can feel smart



jesus christ thats brutal
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website is bad    2173

Francis, it is actually disgusting that you think you can make snide remarks about TFJ like you're not worse. At least he had the excuse that he didn't know any better.

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Laser Cat    5612

rei

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The end result of grant getting fat, moving to canada, and then doing his best to convince people he overcame a child porn addiction

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malcolm

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Let's be honest; the angsty prick probably fucked at least one dog in his lifetime. 

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Denis

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Kind of surprised that someone who could never take a joke can take so many dicks.

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