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»Tygo    14141

List your expert level nonsense skill set and let all of DG job that fits you perfectly. 

 

 

All forms of frisbee sports

Wheel of Fortune

Not knowing a celebrity's name but telling you 4 obscure movies or commercials they've been in.

Parallel parking extremely fast but incredibly accurate

Stand up comedy critique.

Random coin tricks to the point where I carry an Eisenhower dollar in my wallet at all times in case of situations where I need a quick decisions and use it frequently. 

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Wumbologist    14205
14 minutes ago, Tygo said:

List your expert level nonsense skill set and let all of DG job that fits you perfectly. 

 

 

All forms of frisbee sports

Wheel of Fortune

Not knowing a celebrity's name but telling you 4 obscure movies or commercials they've been in.

Parallel parking extremely fast but incredibly accurate

Stand up comedy critique.

Random coin tricks to the point where I carry an Eisenhower dollar in my wallet at all times in case of situations where I need a quick decisions and use it frequently. 

fluffer 

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Hmm, there are some things I could list but you guys would never believe me. So here are a few I doubt will be argued with.

 

I'm good at making sure I get the last word.

I'm damn hard to shut up.

I know a lot of the kind of trivia no one gives a damn about.

Frankly, my dear, I AM capable of not giving a damn when I so desire EXCEPT on issues that I feel passionately about.

I'm good at doing manual labor if I have to in order to make a living.(I'd say I'm a good Comedian but who am I kidding)

I can come off as a know it all if I want to. 

I can come off as an idiot if I want to.(Some would argue I'm the genuine article on this front.)

 

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ACP    33419

This is going to be a good thread

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24 minutes ago, Tygo said:

List your expert level nonsense skill set and let all of DG job that fits you perfectly. 

 

 

All forms of frisbee sports

Wheel of Fortune

Not knowing a celebrity's name but telling you 4 obscure movies or commercials they've been in.

Parallel parking extremely fast but incredibly accurate

Stand up comedy critique.

Random coin tricks to the point where I carry an Eisenhower dollar in my wallet at all times in case of situations where I need a quick decisions and use it frequently. 

Either a Taxicab Driver or a Barber

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Digbick    7271
32 minutes ago, TheGoldenTyranno said:

Hmm, there are some things I could list but you guys would never believe me. So here are a few I doubt will be argued with.

 

I'm good at making sure I get the last word.

I'm damn hard to shut up.

I know a lot of the kind of trivia no one gives a damn about.

Frankly, my dear, I AM capable of not giving a damn when I so desire EXCEPT on issues that I feel passionately about.

I'm good at doing manual labor if I have to in order to make a living. 

I can come off as a know it all if I want to. 

I can come off as an idiot if I want to.(Some would argue I'm the genuine article on this front.)

 

village idiot

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»Tygo    14141
40 minutes ago, TRUMPOLOGIST said:

fluffer 

I always wanted to get into movies.

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+rei+    34998

Trivia / jeopardy 

Reading quickly 

IT administration 

Summarizing 

Being huge 

Understanding a vehicles limits

Basic automotive maintenance 

Running a message board 

Sarcastic political quips 

Erection concealment 

Making informed consumer decisions 

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6 minutes ago, rei said:

Trivia / jeopardy 

Reading quickly 

IT administration 

Summarizing 

Being huge 

Understanding a vehicles limits

Basic automotive maintenance 

Running a message board 

Sarcastic political quips 

Erection concealment 

Making informed consumer decisions 

I say a Computer Repair Technician

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ACP    33419

rei, I think you missed the part in the OP where it said "nonsense skill sets."

 

The whole point was to list silly things, not "IT administration" etc.

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ACP    33419

Puns

Creating awkward situations

Calling out idiots

Rapping

Reviewing fruits

Yugioh

Sex

Befriending cats

Pencil spinning

Sleeeping for 15+ hours consecutively

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Wumbologist    14205
6 minutes ago, ACP said:

Puns

Creating awkward situations

Calling out idiots

Rapping

Reviewing fruits

Yugioh

Sex

Befriending cats

Pencil spinning

Sleeeping for 15+ hours consecutively

comedian

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28 minutes ago, ACP said:

Puns

Creating awkward situations

Calling out idiots

Rapping

Reviewing fruits

Yugioh

Sex

Befriending cats

Pencil spinning

Sleeeping for 15+ hours consecutively

Totally a Forum Website Owner 

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+Mascis    4566

hand farts

masturbating

remembering song lyrics

nicknames

insults

6 degrees of kevin bacon

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55 minutes ago, Mascis said:

hand farts

masturbating

remembering song lyrics

nicknames

insults

6 degrees of kevin bacon

Clearly, this dude should be a Rapper

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fuckfiend    2201

Writing

Philosophy

Pencil sketching

Martial arts

Skate boarding

Parkour

Fighting games

Retarded humor

Computers kinda

Getting people to open up to me

Annoying people

Coming off as a complete and total creep

Cooking kinda

Fingering underaged girls

Being a victim

Playing the victim

Seeking attention

Feeling bad

Being angry

Flirting with my teachers

Being sexually insecure

Rapping

Being politically incorrect

Stereotypical teenage edge

Having fun

Getting cramps

Knife tricks

The ability to do anything and get it done if I try hard enough

Depression

Memes

Shitposting

Mafia

Flirting with people online

Fantasizing

Wanting

Hating

Passionate impulses

Not giving a fuck about consequences

Arguing with my mother

Imagining how it would be like to (x)

Making friends

Keeping enemies

Revenge

 

I can list more but I think I qualify for a lot of jobs.

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»Tygo    14141

Holy shit. I didn't think this was a complicated concept.

 

USELESS SKILLS. 

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website is bad    2173

mmo raiding

recognizing dblue glitch on default settings

smugness

finding goodass pics online

memes

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Digbick    7271
18 hours ago, Markus. said:

I told you I was skilled in shitposting.

ur not skilled 

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19 hours ago, Markus. said:

Writing

Philosophy

Pencil sketching

Martial arts

Skate boarding

Parkour

Fighting games

Retarded humor

Computers kinda

Getting people to open up to me

Annoying people

Coming off as a complete and total creep

Cooking kinda

Fingering underaged girls

Being a victim

Playing the victim

Seeking attention

Feeling bad

Being angry

Flirting with my teachers

Being sexually insecure

Rapping

Being politically incorrect

Stereotypical teenage edge

Having fun

Getting cramps

Knife tricks

The ability to do anything and get it done if I try hard enough

Depression

Memes

Shitposting

Mafia

Flirting with people online

Fantasizing

Wanting

Hating

Passionate impulses

Not giving a fuck about consequences

Arguing with my mother

Imagining how it would be like to (x)

Making friends

Keeping enemies

Revenge

 

I can list more but I think I qualify for a lot of jobs.

Clearly, you should be a Professional Life of the Party

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Wumbologist    14205
23 hours ago, TheGoldenTyranno said:

Hmm, there are some things I could list but you guys would never believe me. So here are a few I doubt will be argued with.

 

I'm good at making sure I get the last word.

I'm damn hard to shut up.

I know a lot of the kind of trivia no one gives a damn about.

Frankly, my dear, I AM capable of not giving a damn when I so desire EXCEPT on issues that I feel passionately about.

I'm good at doing manual labor if I have to in order to make a living.(I'd say I'm a good Comedian but who am I kidding)

I can come off as a know it all if I want to. 

I can come off as an idiot if I want to.(Some would argue I'm the genuine article on this front.)

 

mime

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ThatOneGuy    2005
33 minutes ago, RZR_DigbickThePickleMan said:

ur not skilled 

Wouldn't this technically be a compliment?

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