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+mmf    23269

WHO POOPED THE BED???

 

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nine people. two poops. chaos, disorder, and demolition ruling the streets. who will rise to adjudicate in these trying times???

 

two of our resident shitlords on Duelistgroundz.com have gone renegade and pooped the bed. with the intent of striking down a poop rebellion before it can gain a foothold, ACP has assigned a crack team of seven of Duelistgroundz's finest to determine who is responsible for pooping the bed. glory, reputation, and snacks await them should they emerge victorious. failure, on the other hand, will be met with extreme prejudice and punishment, for ours is a noble ruler, but a merciless one

 

this game is based on Matrix 6, a setup from mafiascum

 

  A B C
1 Town Jailkeeper Vanilla Townie Mafia Goon
2 Mafia Roleblocker Town Cop Town Doctor
3 1-shot Bulletproof Townie Mafia Goon Town Tracker

i will select either a row or a column from this table, add 6 more vanilla roles, and randomly assign roles to players. some of the roles have been slightly tweaked, mostly for flavor purposes. you may read the text for every role below if you're worried about balance.

 

full claiming is allowed

players flip on death

mafia must choose who carries out the night kill

 

and...

 

FSR (FROGMAN'S STUPID RULE): BANNED PLAYERS MAY PLAY IN THIS GAME

 

ROLE LIST: don't look if you don't want flavor spoilers

 

 


Town Jailkeeper
You are Malcolm, an arbiter of justice and fairness if ever there was one for Duelistgroundz.com. It is rumored that the season of America's Got Talent that you competed on was redacted and withheld from the public under the Patriot Act.

You are aligned with Duelistgroundz.com, and win when all bed-shitters have been exposed. Each night, you may jailkeep a player in the game by sending a PM to the mod. You will simultaneously roleblock that player, and protect that player from any number of nightkills.

 

One-Shot Bulletproof Townie
You are Mark, mild-mannered Yugioh forum moderator by day and master of Krav Maga and friendship for everyone by night. Normally, your talent in Krav Maga makes you an invaluable asset in combat, as you can kick guns out of the hands of even the most experienced assailants. Bed-shitters, however, are not so easily disarmed.

You are aligned with Duelistgroundz.com, and win when all bed-shitters have been exposed. Years of being wrongfully lynched in games of Mafia with the members of the website Duelistgroundz.com have given you quite thick skin, and as a result, you are passively protected from the first kill that would otherwise resolve on you. You'll probably use your Krav Maga to try to fight back, too, but we all know that isn't going to fucking work. Just don't even try to argue it, either, because I know you're about to. Jesus fucking christ.

 

Town Cop
You are Dennis Frogman, legendary #1 draft pick out of Duelistgroundz.com and the retired intellectual property of MMF. You didn't even want to be playing this stupid game in the first place, but Allen pulled you from your idyllic life of retirement for a very important and classified mission.

You are aligned with Duelistgroundz.com, and win when all bed-shitters have been exposed. Each night phase, you may stare deep into the soul of another target player by PMing the mod. If your target pooped the bed recently, you'll know. Then, you can make a big scene out of it, and the members of Duelistgroundz.com will probably give you positive reputation for it. At this point, you're pretty sure that you could start posting about eating the scalp of fallen hobos and those guys would still pos rep you for it. As a matter of fact, you're going to go try that out right now. Brb in 15

 

Town Doctor
Allen's first choice for a Doctor was Aaron, since he's an actual literal real doctor, but he ended up having to settle for you instead. You are a professional Aaron impersonator, contracted by Allen to oversee the removal of the bedshitters from the premises of Duelistgroundz.com. The people you've been working with so far all act like they know you, but you don't really recognize any of them. They all apparently think you're into weird BDSM shit, too. You're fine with that, though. This is about much more than just business. This is about the thrill of wearing another man's skin, feeling his innermost wants and desires, and being in control of his every single move. That's how you get off.

You are aligned with Duelistgroundz.com, and win when all bed-shitters have been exposed. Each night phase, you may attempt to protect one target player in the game from being nightkilled. Results may vary, though, since you aren't actually a doctor. You reckon if shit hits the fan, there's about a 75% chance you can patch the victim good as new. You have to see how far you can go. You can't be unwilling to push yourself.

 

Town Tracker
You are the enigmatic buckwheatlof, imprisoned for years in an official Dueling Network Forums asylum before finally being freed by Allen for the explicit purposes of assisting the bed-pooping investigation on Duelistgroundz.com. You have at least one real political conviction, but no one on Duelistgroundz.com has any fucking clue what it might be, because you find it much funnier to post about being a good Christian boy who stays away from the mathematical work of the Devil.

You are aligned with Duelistgroundz.com, and win when all bed-shitters have been exposed. You are one with Nature and the Raccoons, and by consulting your furry little friends, you may investigate one target player each night. If you and your raccoon army follow one of the bed-shitters at night, you will catch them in the act and discover whose bed they were targeting (if any).

 

Mafia Goon
You are Markus, shameless memeing shitlord from the yonder parts of Dueling Network Forums. You don't actually remember who pooped the bed, but after it happened, rei pulled you aside and told you that it was you and to keep your mouth shut. You aren't really sure how that's possible, but rei has certainly never misled you before, so why would he start now?

You are aligned with the despicable bedshitters. At the end of every night, you will receive instructions from rei on a member of Duelistgroundz.com to murder in cold blood. If you don't, he's gonna "eat the living shit out of you" and "jam a bunch of stuff into your butt" then "eat your butt, and all your friends' butts, until [his] stomach is full of all of your butts." So you probably want to get on that.

 

Mafia Roleblocker
You are rei, disgruntled former owner of Duelistgroundz.com and sworn enemy of God Emperor Trumpologist. You like anime, Brand New, and long walks on the beach and dislike most awesome American things like pizza, Chinese food, and the Constitution.

You are the mastermind of the despicable bedshitters. You pooped the bed, and after Night 1, you plan to do it again, and many more times after that, because poop is funny. Each night phase, you may attempt to block another target player from performing their own action (if any). Before the game started, you told Markus that if he didn't do whatever you told him, you're gonna "eat the living shit out of him" and "jam a bunch of stuff into his butt" then "eat his butt, and all his friends' butts, until your stomach is full of all of their butts." So at the end of every night, you plan on getting Markus to murder one member of Duelistgroundz.com. You have the final call on nightkills, and none of them are carried out by you.

If no Roleblocker is present, the second Mafia Goon will be rei and have the corresponding flavor text.
 

 

 

 

PLAYERS

1. JAZZ

2. SOLSTICE

3. SAGERHAPSODY

4. MALCOLM

5. MARK

6. KAHU

7. SILVERDUDE

8. SOPHOCLES

9. rei

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Faint    5724

i guess

 

i mean, i thoguht we were waiting till jcs game finished then doing the big jazz game?

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+mmf    23269

i asked in the hosting queue thread and he said to just put it up if it's a vanilla game out of the box

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+mmf    23269

i can guarantee this game will be better than jazz's though

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+Mascis    4385

im still banned for this 1 right

 

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+mmf    23269

FSR (FROGMAN'S STUPID RULE): BANNED PLAYERS MAY PLAY IN THIS GAME

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+Mascis    4385

frogman is good

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Jazz    4764
30 minutes ago, Sophocles said:

 

 

Nah this should count as a separate game

 

Mascis was banned for 3 games

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+mark    3105

Depending on how and when this game will start etc I'll probably play 

 

also lol at OP
 

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FSR (FROGMAN'S STUPID RULE): BANNED PLAYERS MAY PLAY IN THIS GAME "

 

Frogman game at it's finest

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+mmf    23269

sorry you guys can open this whenever

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+mmf    23269

SIGN UP FOR THIS NOW

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+mmf    23269

starting whenever we get 9 people

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SageRhapsody    242

Have we decided if we're allowed to play ni two games yet?

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Solstice    344
56 minutes ago, SageRhapsody said:

Have we decided if we're allowed to play ni two games yet?

 

If we can I'll join this one too.

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»PSK    4222

other game didnt even get numbers so feel free to sign up for both. 

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Shaggydog    6

Can multies play?

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Jazz    4764
4 minutes ago, Shaggydog said:

Can multies play?

 

No but they can get modkilled in other games

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SageRhapsody    242

I'll play in this one I need practise. I'm used to 15 minute rounds.

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