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+Mascis    4554

What dat mouth do?

 

tryin go spelunking in yo wet cave girl

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»Satchmo    3220

Are you a parking ticket, because you've got "Fine" written all over you

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»ACP    33421

Are you a young, attractive woman? Because you look like a young, attractive woman.

 

Not sure if I'm doing this right.

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»JC.    4973

take notes. 100% of females i interact with (1/1) like this line:

"hey mate, are you a campfire? because you're hot and i want s'more."

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»Digbick    7257

helo beaitful, i want friendship you. i am rich and very big dick plese respond

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mark    3105

hey bitch I will take you and your slutty whore friends home and fuck everyone anally till y'all cry, you pieces of trash

*puts bitch in place*
*posts duckface selfies on /r/redpill*

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»JC.    4973
4 hours ago, ACP said:

Are you a young, attractive woman? Because you look like a young, attractive woman.

 

Not sure if I'm doing this right.

 

I tried this one on my friend.

Got "this is current year did you just assume my gender."

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»rap tap    20154

FOREPLAY. INTERCOURSE. NO FURTHER CONTACT.

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»ACP    33421
47 minutes ago, JC. said:

 

I tried this one on my friend.

Got "this is current year did you just assume my gender."

Tell her "I wanna smash you harder than you wanna smash the patriarchy."

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»JC.    4973

N O

O

 

i wanted to read this thread to her, but the one i made to spawn the discussion, yours, and like 1-2 others were the only ones i ended up being said.

HOWEVER, she has requested math pick-up lines! so, if you have any, please let me know.

 

only math one i could come up with off the top of my head was something about tangent lines lying next to curves that i'm pretty sure i would mess up the delivery of, so something else is good.

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»Satchmo    3220

 

[8:05:08 PM] Aaron Riker: "hey girl u know that dolphin pussy pull in the dick sup im aaron lmao"

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»ACP    33421
8 hours ago, JC. said:

N O

O

 

i wanted to read this thread to her, but the one i made to spawn the discussion, yours, and like 1-2 others were the only ones i ended up being said.

HOWEVER, she has requested math pick-up lines! so, if you have any, please let me know.

 

only math one i could come up with off the top of my head was something about tangent lines lying next to curves that i'm pretty sure i would mess up the delivery of, so something else is good.

You're thinking of "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

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Hey girl your name Google? Because you got everything I'm searching for

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»ACP    33421

For conspiracy theorists: "Hey girl, were you in on 911? Because you look hot enough to melt steel beams."

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+rei+    34656

Hey girl are you an old computer because I want you to go down on me unexpectedly

 

given there's an infinite number of universes you're bound to sleep with me in one of them - why not make it this one?

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put your sister and I together

 

Hey baby are you a 0% APR loan because your terns are confusing and you aren't showing any interest

 

I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, you're making the other girls look bad

 

Baby I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U

 

I'm a pretty big deal on the internet.

 

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

And of course, the classic

 



Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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+rei+    34656

hey baby are you my toe cos im gonna bang you on the coffee table later

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