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Hamster - Skillet

 

The secret passageway, that only I can see.

It's in my cage. Once a week, I roam it.

My tubes, don't jiggle them. I can't explore 'em then.

It gets annoying when I fall back down it.

I got lost in your halls; hid inside your closet wall.

Crawled in a hole 'til you found me in it.

So, then you picked me up, pet me and then told me stuff.

I'm hungry now, so I'll beg for pellets.

Feed me, man!

 

Chorus

I feel it deep within, mites irritate the skin.

I must confess that I FEEL like a HAMSTER!

I'm nibbling myself as I climb in your shelf.

I must confess that I FEEL like a HAMSTER!

I... I... FEEL like a HAMSTER!

I... I... FEEL like a HAMSTER!

 

I am your pet you keep. What's with the lock and key?

Tired of this cage, can't you let me out it?

Cause if you let me out cat'll tear me up, chew me down.

I guess that I'd rather not be eaten.

Thanks for that!

 

Chorus

I'm rolling in my ball. I bounced against the wall.

I must confess that I FEEL like a HAMSTER!

I ponder what is real, as I run on this wheel.

I must confess that I FEEL like a HAMSTER!

All guinea pigs, I hate, 'cause they just imitate.

I must confess that I FEEL like a HAMSTER!

I... I... FEEL like a HAMSTER!

I... I... FEEL like a HAMSTER!

 

Bridge

I'm hiding in the dark. My teeth are razor sharp.

Why are you always shocked how I can bite your hand so hard?

No one can hear me squeak. "Help me! My bedding reeks!"

This horrid stench beside me.

CLEAN MY PLAY PEN!

 

Chorus to outro

It's hard to walk this line because I'm color blind.

I must confess that I

[pitch shift about 12 tones up Chipmunk Level]
FEEL like a HAMSTER!
 

Someone please clean my fur. Dirty tissue paper.

I must confess that I FEEL like a HAMSTER!

Sleep in a toilet reel. Snack on an orange peel.

I must confess that I FEEL like a HAMSTER!

I sip this bottle's tip, these water drop-a-lets.

I must confess that I FEEL like a HAMSTER!

I... I... FEEL like a HAMSTER!

I... I... FEEL like a HAMSTER!
I... I... FEEL like a HAMSTER!

I... I... FEEL like a HAMSTER!

 



Written by Rob Wyrk 2013
Original song "Monster" by Skillet 2009
All intellectual property herein belongs to their owners

Epilogue: I got snubbed out of showing this to the band at Carolina Rebellion 2017 because the booth closed early. Couldn't even give them my business card after traveling 5 states away. But their set was amazing and I'll hope to hear back from their agent. If I can get the actual band to work on this with me, that'd be epic, but there's likely a snowball's chance they'd have time and I'd be happy to get this thing produced and recorded. Anyone who can hit John Cooper's range and lives in close proximity to us or is willing to travel, feel free to PM me because I just want this thing to get made for artistic sake. Any monetary gain is tertiary behind publicity and art. Hope you enjoyed.

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