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gearelf    20

I rap. What about you guys?

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gearelf    20

go outside

Are you out there? You wanna battle me?

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BiPi    1100

i freestyle to make fun... but seriously? no. never.

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gearelf    20

I wrote a rap against this short gay fag at my school. I was wrapping to the Eminem song called, "The way I am". This is basically what I wrote.

"I'm not testin you. This is real shit, bitch I got a little message for you.

Don't wear tall tees, they fuckin look like a dress on you.

I'm tha man who will put a 1000 pounds of stress on your bones.

Watch your wee little bones break up under the weight,

I can't wait to assassinate you, you god damned mistake.

I will not let a cake, slow down my cake,

so I'll rest my case once I smash in ya face, bitch.

This is animal instinct.

If you keep fuckin wit me you gon get a sledge hammer to the balls.

Because I hate seeing you laugh and joke in the halls

Cause you just like the Simpsons, not funny at all.

And you asked who the fuck am I?

Bitch, I'll take yo spot on TV, call me family guy.

Sincerely yours truly. Will shit on ya face and give yo mouth a bad taste. Biatch.

You like a broken condem, you can't fuck with me."

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JDGloom    1

lmfao, "I will not let a cake, slow down my cake", What the fuck does that mean?

I want to see him go against that "boom pow surprise" guy from the Chapelle show.

-JDG

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D'Haiti    4

lmfao, "I will not let a cake, slow down my cake", What the fuck does that mean?

"i won't let a fat faggot slow down my money."

that whole rap was ass, btw.

make some rock song, or some shit, you're not a good white rapper.

edit: lol, i said cake instead of money just now.

how do you know rap... but don't know what cake means?

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gearelf    20

I will not let a cake slow down my cake.

I will not let a fag slow down my income(Money).

Baking Cakes = Making Money

Cake rises, and so do money stacks.

As in, tryin to stop people's CDs from selling. But I ripped him. So what crap he said does not matter.

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BiPi    1100

yah... not bad tho. i've heard worse analogies

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D'Haiti    4

it's not so much a bad analogy, as it is a fake analogy, considering i'm pretty sure he don't make sells unless he sell drugs or somethin

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gearelf    20

it's not so much a bad analogy, as it is a fake analogy, considering i'm pretty sure he don't make sells unless he sell drugs or somethin

I'm a hustler, I make sells.

I buy things like zaborgs for 12 bucks at my local shop. Then I sell them for 20 to all the people at my school who don't have a chance to go buy single cards.

Anyway I'm not really a hustler, but I do get lucky sales sometimes.

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D'Haiti    4

selling ygo cards =/= hustlin

NEVER compare them.............................................................. ever.

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BiPi    1100

it doesn't matter whether or not you "hustle". the instance of "cake" isn't always literal, but since it definitely referred to the dude you were "battling" being a fruitCAKE, it definitely works. i don't see why you people are focusing on that analogy. i'm still upset about the simpsons and family guy reference.

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D'Haiti    4

it doesn't matter whether or not you "hustle". the instance of "cake" isn't always literal, but since it definitely referred to the dude you were "battling" being a fruitCAKE, it definitely works. i don't see why you people are focusing on that analogy. i'm still upset about the simpsons and family guy reference.

i thought YOU were focusing on that analogy @_@

the simpsons -> family guy was lackin.

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Uglybass    34

lmfao, "I will not let a cake, slow down my cake", What the fuck does that mean?

"i won't let a fat faggot slow down my money."

that whole rap was ass, btw.

make some rock song, or some shit, you're not a good white rapper.

edit: lol, i said cake instead of money just now.

how do you know rap... but don't know what cake means?

I've never heard a rapper refer to cake as in faggot, I have heard it refer to money though. It just seemed oddly misplaced.

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gearelf    20

I said I'm not really a hustler, I was being sarcastic. Anyway, did you guys think any of it was good?

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D'Haiti    4

lmfao, "I will not let a cake, slow down my cake", What the fuck does that mean?

"i won't let a fat faggot slow down my money."

that whole rap was ass, btw.

make some rock song, or some shit, you're not a good white rapper.

edit: lol, i said cake instead of money just now.

how do you know rap... but don't know what cake means?

I've never heard a rapper refer to cake as in faggot, I have heard it refer to money though. It just seemed oddly misplaced.

you've seriously never heard of a rapper use cake meaning faggot? o_o

well, now you know lol

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Uglybass    34

lmfao, "I will not let a cake, slow down my cake", What the fuck does that mean?

"i won't let a fat faggot slow down my money."

that whole rap was ass, btw.

make some rock song, or some shit, you're not a good white rapper.

edit: lol, i said cake instead of money just now.

how do you know rap... but don't know what cake means?

I've never heard a rapper refer to cake as in faggot, I have heard it refer to money though. It just seemed oddly misplaced.

you've seriously never heard of a rapper use cake meaning faggot? o_o

well, now you know lol

No, any examples?

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Crono    0

I said I'm not really a hustler, I was being sarcastic. Anyway, did you guys think any of it was good?

No. You're an idiot.

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