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Lol what the fuck.

By the way "The movie started. I liked it I guess. Micah kept talking about how he wanted to fuck Katie Holmes or something and at several points during the movie would startle me by touching me or hitting me for no apparent reason." definitely never happened.

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Remember when the ninjas in the movie attacked Batman, so you ninjasized me?

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I do. You put your hands together like you had a Japanese ninja sword and "stabbed" me in the chest. I was startled.

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I can only lay here ... hoping that someone can find me in enough time before I grow hungry once again.

...In a sexual way.

I'll be banned tomorrow morning. :(

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I can only lay here ... hoping that someone can find me in enough time before I grow hungry once again.

...In a sexual way.

I'll be banned tomorrow morning. :(

That really was in a sexual way.

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I don't know how to use a Japanese ninja sword, real or not.

That's why you pretended, dearie. Pretended.

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BiPi    1032

I can only lay here ... hoping that someone can find me in enough time before I grow hungry once again.

...In a sexual way.

I'll be banned tomorrow morning. :(

That really was in a sexual way.

yah, but still... :)

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Sicko    0

i have some copy pasta for you fag bags

I knew this girl from my work-place called, Laura. I think she had a thing for me, I would stare at her and she would always blow me a kiss or just smile back. One day she blew me a kiss and I blew her a kiss back. She walked up to me and asked me what I was doing tonight, I replied nervously saying "You, errrr i mean, Nothing." I tried to play it off cool she asked me if i wanted to come over for dinner, I felt like I was on top of the world, I said, "Sure." I rushed home, showered, and prepared myself. As I was heading to her house I relized i forgot something, THE CONDOMS. I quickly stopped at a 7-11 to pick of the condoms, as I bought the condoms I let out a grunt of anguish, I was finnaly going to get laid. I knocked on her door and there she stould, radiant as ever. She told me to come in her room for a second, I walk into the room and see a dog on the bed. I make it as nothing until she says, "We are going to have an Orgy with my dog." Needless to say, I was baffled, I yelled "Ok," just to call her bluff. So she slips her red dress off, she was really, really, really hot. She was wearing nothing but a crimson red g-string. As I go up to her we start making out and I was rubbing vigorisly on her ass cheeks, so nice and warm. I thought to my self "Yes, I'm gonna do the hottest chick at work." As we were making out, I slipped off her crimson g-string to see an abnormally large clitoris. I was shocked, this thing looked like a small penis. She rushes over to the dog and wants me to fuck it. Hesistantly I put my penis inside the dog, it was winning and squiling, and going nuts, this felt so good. She then started fingering herself watching me fuck the dog. Fucking the dog was beutiful until all of a sudden her boy friend comes in. Her boyfriend rushes for me, not with anger but with tenderness, as I am about to climax her boy friend rips the dogout of my hand, unzips his pants, and sticks it into the dog, at this point the dog could not take it. Then he looked at me like a little school girl, remember this is a big, huge, buff guy, this was the gayest look I have ever seen in my life. None the less he comes up to me and taps me on the cheek. Laura is still fingering herself to now end. After he bricks in the donkey's ass he comes up to me asking me if I want to have anal. I was confused, he is a big dude, if I say no he will hurt me. So I say yes, suddenly Laura inturupts, "Let's have a three-some." We have our three-some and to this day that was the best, wierdist, and most fucked up sex I have ever had in my life.

Not worth reading.

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micah i could beat u up irl

...in a sexual way?

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Wow to everything xD I should post my first micah visit

Why would we read a soft-porn novel?

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Wow to everything xD I should post my first micah visit

Why would we read a soft-porn novel?
Well, if you wanted some hardcore porn, you could read the next visit.

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Wow to everything xD I should post my first micah visit

Why would we read a soft-porn novel?
Well, if you wanted some hardcore porn, you could read the next visit.
Your idea of hardcore porn is a harlequin romance?

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Wow to everything xD I should post my first micah visit

Why would we read a soft-porn novel?
Well, if you wanted some hardcore porn, you could read the next visit.
Your idea of hardcore porn is a harlequin romance?
Definitely.

And that had to be the worst use of "harlequin" I've ever seen.

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»Marzy    28

Wow to everything xD I should post my first micah visit

Why would we read a soft-porn novel?
Well, if you wanted some hardcore porn, you could read the next visit.
Your idea of hardcore porn is a harlequin romance?
Definitely.

And that had to be the worst use of "harlequin" I've ever seen.

You have bad ideas, but the bird is hawt.... so I'll let it slide.

Fuck I want that bird!

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