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+rei+    35365

So I took this girl out, k? Was a friday night. Had cologne on just to get the feeling right.

So we started making out, and she took off my pants. Then I turend on the tv.

Then she walked away.

halp?

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+rei+    35365

idk, no one likes me cos im 23 or some shit,

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Zayelion    93

your age has nothing to do with it, you purposely created an object to draw your attention from her. Thats the equivalant of checking out another girl while kissing her.

Prio man Prio, thats like blowing your own shit up when u have game just to prolong it O_O;

when a girl has u as the center of her attention return that attention, less it is obsessive. Also Use your words, they respond to that better, girls make assumtions on actions alot.

'i'm turning the t.v. on so we can watch it togeather while being romantically snuggled up'

' lets spend some time doing something relaxing togather '

hell ' wanna watch some porn?'

They lack that 'default' I dont give a fuck, relaxed mode, you know where u come home watch tv and then wonder where the day went and cant remeber to much of anything,... with a standard constant mood.

girls moods go up and down like adv sin and cos functions, predicatable, but varying.

get her in the DARK, any random spasmic behavior like the above would go unseen.

doesnt matter if she can see your penis, as long as it is in her. girlsget turned on psychologically, that was close to the ultimate psychological turn off.

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+rei+    35365

k so after she walked away shes like "This isnt freshman year", and said its not cool to be 23 nshit.

She asked what the hell is wrong with me, and my freinds say i should act my age

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your age has nothing to do with it, you purposely created an object to draw your attention from her. Thats the equivalant of checking out another girl while kissing her.

Prio man Prio, thats like blowing your own shit up when u have game just to prolong it O_O;

when a girl has u as the center of her attention return that attention, less it is obsessive. Also Use your words, they respond to that better, girls make assumtions on actions alot.

'i'm turning the t.v. on so we can watch it togeather while being romantically snuggled up'

' lets spend some time doing something relaxing togather '

hell ' wanna watch some porn?'

They lack that 'default' I dont give a fuck, relaxed mode, you know where u come home watch tv and then wonder where the day went and cant remeber to much of anything,... with a standard constant mood.

girls moods go up and down like adv sin and cos functions, predicatable, but varying.

get her in the DARK, any random spasmic behavior like the above would go unseen.

doesnt matter if she can see your penis, as long as it is in her. girlsget turned on psychologically, that was close to the ultimate psychological turn off.

LOL

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Zayelion    93
k so after she walked away shes like "This isnt freshman year", and said its not cool to be 23 nshit.

She asked what the hell is wrong with me, and my freinds say i should act my age

Translation: Way are you not trying to fuck me.

That girl clearly wants your attention, and you are willing to give it, so this will work out with effort on our part, actually lack of effort, on your part. Go with the flow when she is closeup on u.

whaaa, why? did you feel the need to turn on the tv? I honestly dont understand that man.

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+rei+    35365

That's about the time she broke up with me.

No one should take themselves so seriously, with many years ahead to fall in line, Why would she wish that on me?

I never want to act my age

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Zayelion    93

*slams his head into his pure oak computer desk

why

did u

turn on

the

MOTHERFUCKING TV!

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+rei+    35365

And it's happened once again. I turned 'to a friend : [

Someone that understands and sees through the master plan. But everybody's gone and I've been here for too long to face this on my own.

Well I guess this is growing up

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Did you at least turn the tv on to something that you would both enjoy watching? It would be even better if you knew it would be something that she would want to watch a lot, like some guys running around naked.

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»Tygo    14311
well at least you didn't accidentally the whole bottle

Booooooooooooo

Also, thread is fuckign win

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»Catalyst    210
Did you at least turn the tv on to something that you would both enjoy watching? It would be even better if you knew it would be something that she would want to watch a lot, like some guys running around naked.

LOL

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