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  1. 13 points
    So I'm playin a random guy in singles and this happens: I started dying lol [img]http://i.imgur.com/MqD25.png[/img]
  2. 10 points
    "i saw patrick hoban at burger king once... that's a lie i see him there all the time"
  3. 9 points
    [quote]So I go Rabbit turn 1 cause I started, he goes Herald/Shine Ball. I'm like OK Reborn.[/quote] Ok.
  4. 8 points
    [img]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/40025903/Rowdy+Roddy+Piper+AAHF157_8x10No351.jpg[/img]
  5. 7 points
    [quote name='dennis frogman' timestamp='1356483605' post='3357309'] when I top 32 a regional I'm ashamed of it and I don't want people to know Why would anyone show it off in their sig. Is going x-3 suddenly hard in yugioh now? [/quote] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnW9xoveWMk Sad, but relevant.
  6. 7 points
    "i saw allen pennington make fun of a crying child for losing at a claw machine" blatantly inappropriate impersonation of allen pennington's voice: "not everyone can be a master hahahaha"
  7. 6 points
    Zenmaioh is also the most common finishing move to follow up a Zenmaity+Shark Shock Lock. Inb4"butifyouhaveShockLockt1youwinanywayzzzz" not necessarily true, you may need to take the precaution to call trap the following turn with Shock then blow away a set monster with Zenmaioh then swing for game, if you don't have that Zenmaioh at your disposal then you could call trap, then you leave yourself prey to something like Spirit Reaper, Snowman Eater, or hell Fossil Dyna, (granted you could make a Pap-Op in the same scenario to make the Reaper or anything that wasn't the latter 2 in my first example non-factor, but it's still dicey, Zenmaioh no chance is taken, you win right there.) Giving your opponent a turn to face you when can't play your traps isn't something you want to be doing imo. I also think some examples given in Sharpman's post about Zenmaioh are too tunnel vision'd, yeah it isn't too many common scenarios where Zenmaioh is effective against top tier strategies especially games 2 and 3, but when you are looking at a 9-11 round tournament be it a Regs, or a YCS, not every opponent you face is going to be running something top tier, and simply thinking "Well fuck w/e they are playing, I'm playing WU, I automatically have the edge" isn't a good outlook to have when dissecting a card like Zenmaioh, especially since easy access to that card is what allows you to kinda have that mentality with this deck. Tl;dr Zenmaioh is too good of a niche xyz for me to ever consider cutting, and I think I've summoned it more than the other Rank 5s combined.
  8. 6 points
    [quote name='noworldforeric' timestamp='1356541733' post='3357656']Game 2 I didn't screen but I open TGU Rabbit and Monster Reborn.[b] So I go Rabbit turn 1 cause I started, he goes Herald/Shine Ball. I'm like OK Reborn. Eff, he Veilers.[/b] I set Prison and pass. He goes Venus into Gachi, banishes for Hyperion, pops backrow, swings for 28. I'm like OK TGU to his 1 card in hand. It's another fucking Veiler. WTF [/quote] i dont think you actually know how to play yugioh
  9. 5 points
    Are you looking to improve as a player? Maybe been out of the game for a while and want to jump back in? Look no further - Dgz is the best place to be for this. Our warring program is currently booming with players that compete in team versus team matches within a ranking system. Every three months, there is a playoff between the top 6 teams to crown that season's champion. We also have the Duelistgroundz Championship Series which are tournaments of various formats that you can take part in (and these are also ranked!) regardless of whether you're on a team or not. Dgz is an international community with a strong emphasis on competitive play and self improvement, and as a result with have some of the best players in the world dueling in our warring program every day. And it's really easy to get started. PLAYERS Just post your information in this thread! It is highly recommended you download AIM, it is the primary method of communication for warring. Also include your Dueling Network username. This info will be posted below, so teams looking for players can get a hold of you. Also below will be a list of teams recruiting and their info so you can get a hold of them too. Free Agents [spoiler] Dgz - AIM/Skype - DN   [/spoiler] TEAM CAPTAINS if you're looking for players, please post your team, AIM/Skype, and dueling network info so free agents can get a hold of you. Recruiting Teams [spoiler] Team Name - Captain [/spoiler] Want to check out a team you're interested in? Here's all of dgzs current teams with links to their respective threads! Team List [spoiler] Essex http://duelistgroundz.com/index.php?showtopic=148556&page=1 Formula One http://duelistgroundz.com/index.php?showtopic=157059 Most Wanted http://duelistgroundz.com/index.php?showtopic=133641&page=1 The Hall of Fame http://duelistgroundz.com/index.php?showtopic=155223&page=1 Xavier Institute for Higher Learning http://duelistgroundz.com/index.php?showtopic=155284 Uprising http://duelistgroundz.com/index.php?showtopic=156840 [/spoiler] In order to keep this thread updated and efficient, I need some help from you guys. -please only post once, to prevent clutter. People will come to this post to seek the info they need. -when you have a team (player) or you're no longer seeking recruits (captains) please message me and let me know either on here, Skype, or DN. it will help me keep this thread updated and clean. Once your request for a team/players has been fulfilled, your post will be unapproved to make it quick and easy to check whose requests I haven't gotten to yet. - if you have any questions at all, don't hesitate to contact me or any other war council members. Best of luck!
  10. 4 points
    how is sharpman's logic tunnel vision'd if the only example you could possibly think of when using zenmaioh is after you resolve shock+shark+zenmaity, while he actually brings up non-negligible points such as the fact that it loses to practically every trap in the game that is not dprison or mirror force? you also don't account for the fact that if you call traps, your shock may not always go through given cards like fiendish chain, veiler, and compulse (maybe even needle ceiling post-siding) are relatively popular now. if you use zenmaioh with the assumption that it will always work, then yes it is wonderful but realistically (through my experience and through the experience of many others i have discussed this with), that just isn't the case. for me, when i think about slots in my extra deck i think about how they will work internally with combos and outside of combos for situations where i might not be able to go off but i have to make plays to try and win the game, and zenmaioh only MAYBE fits half of that bill. it is god awful by itself because even though you may not play vs top tier decks every round and big tournaments, you will no doubt encounter cards that make it significantly worse that are in every deck such as bottomless, warning, fiendish chain, compulsory etc etc. you can also try and account for cards that aren't in every top tier deck such as starlight that will be in those random decks you play vs like GKs or Heroes or something (maybe even the mirror).
  11. 4 points
    <object height="349" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/lb7ZpMThGgk" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&fs=1&autoplay=0&playerMode=embedded" /><embed height="349" src="http://youtube.com/v/lb7ZpMThGgk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" wmode="transparent"></embed></object></p> [img]http://i.imgur.com/7wKne.png[/img] [size=5][b]Main Deck:[/b][/size] [b][color=#ff8c00]Monsters - 19:[/color][/b] 3 Machina Gearframe 2 Machina Fortress 1 Machina Cannon 3 [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Phantom_Beast_Plane_Black-Falcon"]Phantom Beastcraft - Black-Falcon[/url] 3 [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Phantom_Beast_Plane_Ham-Strato"]Phantom Beastcraft - Ham-Strato[/url] 3 [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Phantom_Beast_Plane_Mega-Raptor"]Phantom Beastcraft - Mega-Raptor[/url] 3 [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Phantom_Beast_Plane_Tether-Wolf"]Phantom Beastcraft - Tether-Wolf[/url] 1 Gorz the Emissary of Darkness [color=#008000][b]Spells - 10:[/b][/color] 2 Mystical Space Typhoon 1 Book of Moon 1 Dark Hole 1 Heavy Storm 1 Limiter Removal 1 Mind Control 1 Monster Reborn 1 Scapegoat 1 [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/The_Seal_of_Orichalcos"]The Seal of Orichalcos[/url] [b][color=#800080]Traps - 11:[/color][/b] 2 Bottomless Trap Hole 2 Mirror Force 2 Needle Ceiling 2 Solemn Warning 2 Torrential Tribute 1 Solemn Judgment Notable Extra Deck Cards: 2 [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Phantom_Beast_Plane_Drago-Sack"]Phantom Beastcraft - Drago-Sac[/url] I figure most of you are familiar with how the Phantom Beastcrafts function, and you can probably also see why I'm running the Machina engine in this. The deck really struggles with only being able to utilize the Normal Summon for the turn to make plays, and Machina Fortress can help you get around that by quickly setting you up to summon Drago-Sac, one of the best cards in the deck. Here is an example of how this can be done (but is by no means the only way to do it) Tether Wolf Normal Summon => Generate Token => Pitch something to summon Machina Fortress => Xyz for Drago-Sac => Summon Tokens and Pop a card, making up for the card advantage lost when Xyzing with Machina Fortress. The Phantom Beastcraft archetype also struggles with not really being able to search out combo pieces very easily (as far as we know with what has been revealed), which the following play helps you mitigate: Machina Gearframe + Dead Lvl 4 Beastcraft => Gear Gigant X => Pitch Lvl 4 Beastcraft => Search for Ham-Strato => Set-up for Ham-Strato combo. The fact that the Machina Engine by itself is pretty solid, combined with the fact that dead Beastcrafts can be pitched for Fortress summons, makes the Machina Engine a perfect fit in this deck imo. Also, Needle Ceiling can be used in several ways: If you have a Phantom Beastcraft monster and a token face-up on your side of the field, all you have to do is wait for your opponent to make a 2 card commitment (most plays nowadays involve a 2-card commitment of some sort, or rather place two monsters on the field when comboing) and Needle Ceiling will be live until you feel like activating it. Because it tries to destroy your Phantom Beastcraft monster and your token simultaneously, your Phantom Beastcraft monster will protect itself from Needle Ceiling since you control a face-up token when Needle Ceiling resolves. Set Ham-Strato, set Needle Ceiling. If they decide to play into your backrow (or if they already have several face-up monsters), you can flip this whenever to protect your Ham-Strato for the next turn.
  12. 4 points
    I'm high for the last time in 2012 maybe - i wont be smoking up again until at least after my race on New Years Eve, and im getting drunk that night too (special occasions!) so idk I spent more of 2012 high than I probably should have, but I don't give a shit. I had a good year - I manned the fuck up and actually broke up with my girlfriend, I got to hang out with some seriously cool motherfuckers like Saleh and Denis and Grimey (idk why man i just like calling you Grimey i am sorry), I started talking to people I legit like like CellerDoor, I got back into baseball properly and have tickets to 15 games this season (even if they're in the 500s), I started trying to talk to Amanda again which almost happens, and I lost fifty motherfuckin pounds. I broke my diet for xmas but I'll be back on the train once lunch hour hits. This is big for me I've been a fat motherfuckler literally since I was 7 so fuck that noise bitch be gettin thin soon. I need a new haircut for when Pokemon profile pic month ends. Anyway my FUCKIN ROUNDABOUT POINT IS I love you motherfuckers in this thread, clearly I've spent enough goddam,n time in it. LIGHT ONJE FOR THE YEAR. Or yknow, do that when they ear actually ends, that might be more appropriate. It's 4:20 somewhere .... or 4:50 in newfoundland.
  13. 4 points
    [quote name='Zeron' timestamp='1356557806' post='3357814'] [quote name='rei' timestamp='1356534617' post='3357615']dont worry guys zeron is here to not spend money after badgering about the design for three pages.[/quote] That was me caring too much about the design when I only had the best intentions in mind for the site and its mark. I wanted the logo to be a project to really get into (for some small compensation maybe?) I was too late for the initial contest that Allen posted though, and he didn't seem to find it necessary to contact an actual designer(s) anymore. [/quote] So just for clarity here, all you ever cared about was what's best for the site hopefully if you got paid for it. but $10 for a tshirt is too financially untenable for the site you want the best for.
  14. 4 points
    [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_GX66PCAAA8eAF.png[/img]
  15. 4 points
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/cQOLU.png[/img] I realized today is a fine day to duel and lo and behold this player requested to play me. I was anticipating some fun when I saw he was playing Water to my Dragons. But, alas, it was not meant to be. After wading through his army of water creatures ranging from a transvestite mermale and some shark merman hybrid, he ends the duel with his word of power: fag Tis not the first time my heart was crushed
  16. 4 points
    [img]http://www.boobsandbeerii.spruz.com/gfile/75r4!-!IIFIMI!-!zrzor45!-!MHMDPDSQ-LJIF-HDRE-OFJS-LMHIJKKFHLRK!-!72y1nq/341931-ariana-grande-wet.gif[/img] I win.
  17. 4 points
    Recently picked up the full deck in order to start playing seriously for a change. The posts in this thread, in addition to testplaying, has allowed me to have a decent understanding of the deck. I thank those who contributed knowledgeable posts, as they have benefited myself, and others as well, I'm sure. Seeing as I've just started, I've got a lot to learn, but for the first time in a long while I've got the drive to improve my game. I've been using Mike's build from a few pages ago as a starter (cut to 40) and using the information he's written, I grinded my first win out with the deck. Not a big accomplishment, but I felt proud, considering I've played piper for the better part of a year and a half up to this point. I can see myself starting to improve, and I have you guys to thank for it.
  18. 4 points
    he said "i don't know why you're crying, i even gave you the odds!"
  19. 4 points
    "So you guys know Kevin Silva right? Yeah me neither."
  20. 3 points
    [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfjIASH4-WM[/media][img]http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p70/Garon1337/20121224_203000_zps309734ff.jpg[/img] [img]http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p70/Garon1337/20121224_203317_zpsd4757f44.jpg[/img] [img]http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p70/Garon1337/20121224_203627_zpsf0e8e474.jpg[/img] [img]http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p70/Garon1337/20121224_203713_zps24632a2f.jpg[/img] 3 Wind-Up Shark 3 Wind-Up Rabbit 3 Wind-Up Magician 3 Wind-Up Rat 2 Thunder King Rai-Oh 2 Tour Guide from the Underworld Tsukuyomi Sangan 3 Wind-Up Factory 2 Mystical Space Typhoon 2 Messenger of Peace Dark Hole Monster Reborn Pot of Avarice Book of Moon Heavy Storm 2 Torrential Tribute 2 Solemn Warning 2 Dimensional Prison 2 Bottomless Trap Hole Solemn Judgment Compulsory Evacuation Device Wind-Up Carrier Zenmaity Wind-Up Zenmaines Temtempo the Percussion Djinn Leviair the Sea Dragon Soul of Silver Mountain Number 17: Leviathan Dragon Number 30: Acid of Golem of Destruction Abyss Dweller Maestroke the Symphony Djinn Photon Papilloperative Number 16: Shock Master Adreus, Keeper of Armageddon Tiras, Keeper of Genesis Wind-Up Arsenal Zenmaioh Wind-Up Zenmaister/Black Corn/Number 39: Utopia (definitely gonna be Emeral upon release) 2 Spirit Reaper 2 Snowman Eater 2 Effect Veiler 2 Dimensional Fissure 2 Level Limit-Area B Mystical Space Typhoon 2 Dust Tornado 2 Fiendish Chain Tsukuyomi is simple, it has uses vs Agents, Rabbit at times, and a LOT of Rogue.deks, it +a Rabbit can go a long way, especially backed by MoP, or traps, your Torrentials, Warnings, and Bottomless' get some assistance in the "drawn too late" flaw, it's nice g2 when Snowman Eater comes in, and it turns your Rabbit/Mage tricks into a Magician+Shark play in a single turn, it might as well have WU in it's name. While you control Rabbit and Magician, use Rabbit to banish itself, then use Magician's effect to get another Rabbit and banish the Magician, during your next standby phase, bring back your Magician and Rabbit, and use the Rabbit's effect, banish itself, then use Mage to get a Shark, summon Tsukuyomi, turn down Magician, re-flip it, then use Shark to go to 3, trigger Magician again, get a Rat, then overlay Tsukuyomi and Mage for Pap-Op, and from there you have access to Shock Master or 9800 damage, or you can go into a Rank 3 and 4, or Rank 4 and 5. It becomes another WU Shark practically. 2 MSTS, I flip flop back and forth between 2 and 3, I wouldn't be opposed to playing the 3rd one for 41. Compulsory Evacuation Device, I think this card is still amazing, I flipped flop between it, Prisons and my sided Chains, I honestly could go either way when it comes to the card. Lack of Soul Taker and Needle Ceiling: I think Tsuk, BoM, CED and Snowman Eater all fill the niche that Soul Taker does, while it may not do it directly, they do have far more utility than Soul Taker does, when I am maining the 3rd MST, I side a Taker. Needle Ceiling is a bit too situational for my tastes, and I can only use it against 1 match-up consistently.
  21. 3 points
    [quote name='victor' timestamp='1356635002' post='3358411'] Maybe I'm being stupid, but why not play LV 4 Tuners? All Tokens generated are LV 3, so something like [url="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091112160325/yugioh/images/thumb/e/e0/MistValleySoldierHA01-EN-ScR-LE.png/300px-MistValleySoldierHA01-EN-ScR-LE.png"]Mist Valley Soldier[/url] just does so much for you -> LV 7 Synchro -> Drago Sac. It is an amazing card vs Zenmaines/Maestroke, gets you Lightning Plover, Scrap Dragon, to pop even more Tokens, etc. [url="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120728133418/yugioh/images/thumb/3/3b/VylonPrism-HA06-EN-SR-1E.png/300px-VylonPrism-HA06-EN-SR-1E.png"]Vylon Prism[/url] is the best LV 4 Tuner, with the ATK boost, and floating involved. And if you are really concerned and want the best of both worlds, you could play [url="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120622113853/yugioh/images/thumb/c/cf/TopRunner-STOR-EN-C-UE.png/300px-TopRunner-STOR-EN-C-UE.png"]Top Runner[/url], for both Plover and GGX. ------------------ I think Storming Wynn has lots of potential IMO. [/quote] As I mentioned before, I don't need other ways to utilize the tokens I actually get off. Drago-Sac is better for this deck than any synchro I can possibly hope to make. I don't need cards that suck cock by themselves, and are only useful when combo'd with another card in the deck (the main reason why Genex Ally Birdman is not ever a good card in any deck). That doesn't help solve this deck's biggest problems. The main problems this deck has are the following:[list] [*]Most plays in this deck require two turns to go off. I have to set Ham-Strato and flip it next turn, or summon Tether Wolf and summon another lvl 4 next turn, both of these requiring a monster to survive until then. You simply cannot base a deck off of a bunch of two-turn plays. The Machina engine does help this considerably, however. [*]Due to the lack of searching, this deck has a tough time getting everything set up for its best plays. [/list] I don't run Ray-Stealth because it's a terrible stand-alone monster. I'm a huge advocate for trimming the fat in decks like this, and that's why you might have noticed I don't run overly cutesy shit in here. As for the ratios of Phantom Beastcraft monsters I do run (for those who are wondering), I run 3 of each other Phantom Beastcraft because I'm undecided on the ratios I want. Further testing will give me more clarity to make this decision (I can still pitch dead beastcrafts for Machina Fortress). If I wanted to go with the synchro route, I'd almost definitely employ the Karakuri engine. If you have [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Karakuri_Watchdog_mdl_313_%22Saizan%22"]Watchdog[/url] in grave, you could do the following: [spoiler][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121217184208/yugioh/images/4/4a/PhantomBeastPlaneTetherWolf-LTGY-JP-OP.png[/img][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120124205624/yugioh/images/thumb/8/81/IronCall-DT14-JP-DNPR-DT.jpg/300px-IronCall-DT14-JP-DNPR-DT.jpg[/img] (The monster card's name is [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Phantom_Beast_Plane_Tether-Wolf"]Phantom Beastcraft - Tether-Wolf[/url].) (The spell card's name is [url="http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Iron_Call"]Iron Call[/url].)[/spoiler] Which would lead to an end field of: [spoiler][img]https://en.yugioh.tcgmarket.eu/img/9d1823cc2a90ff23fcd8e0de4f5f15c0/items/5/STBL/karakuri_shogun_mdl_00_burei.jpg[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120607014657/yugioh/images/thumb/9/91/KarakuriSteelShogunmdl00XBureido-GLD5-EN-GUR-LE.jpg/300px-KarakuriSteelShogunmdl00XBureido-GLD5-EN-GUR-LE.jpg[/img][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120621214806/yugioh/images/thumb/6/60/KarakuriNinjamdl919Kuick-STOR-EN-C-UE.png/300px-KarakuriNinjamdl919Kuick-STOR-EN-C-UE.png[/img][/spoiler] If they had a monster I could run over with Kuick if I tilted with Burei: [spoiler][img]https://en.yugioh.tcgmarket.eu/img/9d1823cc2a90ff23fcd8e0de4f5f15c0/items/5/STBL/karakuri_shogun_mdl_00_burei.jpg[/img][img]https://en.yugioh.tcgmarket.eu/img/9d1823cc2a90ff23fcd8e0de4f5f15c0/items/5/STBL/karakuri_shogun_mdl_00_burei.jpg[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120607014657/yugioh/images/thumb/9/91/KarakuriSteelShogunmdl00XBureido-GLD5-EN-GUR-LE.jpg/300px-KarakuriSteelShogunmdl00XBureido-GLD5-EN-GUR-LE.jpg[/img][/spoiler] Which would lead to an end field of: [spoiler][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121217154939/yugioh/images/thumb/0/0f/PhantomBeastPlaneDragoSack-LTGY-JP-OP.png/300px-PhantomBeastPlaneDragoSack-LTGY-JP-OP.png[/img][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120607014657/yugioh/images/thumb/9/91/KarakuriSteelShogunmdl00XBureido-GLD5-EN-GUR-LE.jpg/300px-KarakuriSteelShogunmdl00XBureido-GLD5-EN-GUR-LE.jpg[/img] [b][size=7]OR[/size][/b] [size=8][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904222535/yugioh/images/thumb/7/77/StardustDragonTU06-EN-R-UE.jpg/300px-StardustDragonTU06-EN-R-UE.jpg[/img][/size][/spoiler]
  22. 3 points
  23. 3 points
    [quote name='knives1990' timestamp='1356601072' post='3358200'] I find it economical to destroy things as often as I can even if they are stunned. This has worked for me. I can't be scared of Gorz all the time. If they drop it, ok I'll need to deal with it. But I screwed up their board beforehand. And on trap stun, sometimes I go for game, sometimes I Play a little less aggressive, and other times (mostly though tbh) I bring him out and resolve it's effect and game that turn. Most of the time, I don't have something like trap stun or silvermountain but zenmaioh still feels better sometimes than a tiras [/quote] or you can just atk with all and if they're not dead already dead pop their cards during mp2.. people tend to forgot that there's a mp2 LOL however i'm really liking zenmaioh lately
  24. 3 points
    Since when has using Zenmaioh on a stunned s/t been a good reason to play him? Also Trap Stun.. idk, if that's active you should be winning through their backrows so they can't Gorz instead of popping them then gaming them right??
  25. 3 points
  26. 3 points
  27. 3 points
    [font="Arial"][size="2"][color="#bcbcbc"]poor kyle tsk tsk lulu is far much a better player then yu AMM wWAYYYYY better then yu kid how many tops yu got ???? 0 ???? how many nats invites yu got ??? 1 that yu got cuz of t32 ??? nigga plz 07 08 09 2010 nats invties for me son yu aint evn on ma lv gjob for beating some1 dnt make yu better but yu 2 scruby 2 c that i guess n btw gbs failz n who says spendin money n yugimanz is bad ? i made glads look good payed 30 bux top8 regs got invtie had so many ppl on ma nutz then trashed the deck for like 100+ get really reall n dis bitch [/color][/size][/font] [font="Arial"][size="2"][color="#000000"] [/color][/size][/font]
  28. 3 points
    I thought I was late at 13. For some reason I always thought jerking off to orgasm only took like two seconds so I always tried it and nothing happened. I thought one day I would just randomly cum and from then on I'd be able to do it whenever I wanted then one day I was bored and decided to jerk it for like 10 minutes to this picture [img]http://www.gq.com/images/slideshows/mens/standalone/gq/feature/031505ALBA/00001m.jpg[/img] I considered that day the beginning of a new stage in life
  29. 3 points
    ill cum back from the grave for nats and ycses every year just like tupac comes back from the dead every year to release a new album with clues to who killed him
  30. 3 points
    During a regional in TeleDAD format my opponent searched Stratos with Reinforcement and then Malicious with Stratos. He poked Stratos up, then two additional cards before revealing one as Malicious. He followed up with a Hindu shuffle of the other, before putting his deck down without offering a cut. I looked at him and said, "Glad I don't have to worry about Crush," before reaching over and cutting one card. His following DDraw was not as exciting, nor was his demeanor the rest of the game.
  31. 3 points
    [quote name='victor' timestamp='1356413327' post='3356773'] I remember those days of old DGZ. But, looking back, everything slick (and others) said about me was right on, and I became better for it. We really need that sort of modding again. [/quote] Thank you for this post. I just want everyone to know that when I, or any of the old DG staff, came down on people, it wasn't personal. We are not sadistic people that enjoy hurting others. We did it because we care about DGZ and wanted to keep it the highest quality ygo forum on the internet. The only reward we got from our duties is seeing people go from being bad posters to productive contributing members. It is really awesome to see people develop as individuals Anyways, most of the old DG staff have been busy with our lives outside ygo lately, plus rei has explicitly instructed staff to shift the attitude towards new members to be more welcoming and accomodating. The current state of DGZ is better and worse. There are some positives and negatives. But at this point, I don't think we will ever be going back to the old style tbh. I just wanted to say it has been a pleasure to watch members like victor, Mr. T, cellardoor, dennis frogman, rapture, etc, etc "grow up" on dgz. Not just in maturity, but in communication and rational thinking. Have a safe and happy holidays.
  32. 3 points
    [quote name='broken' timestamp='1356413898' post='3356782'] Old dg was the best. [b]If you were being a faggot you got called a faggot and got told to shut the fuck up[/b]. If you didn't shut the fuck up and cried about it you got banned or berated as it should be. If you posted retarded things you would get banned. Like exiled said a lot of people wouldn't have survived old dg and it would have been for the best. There are so many annoying faggots now days that post complete nonsense it's unreal. The player quality was also much better back then but that is because of how the game has digressed over the years. But it is okay to be a bad player if you genuinely want to improve. Just don't parade around saying stupid things and actually ask why good players do certain things. [/quote] faggot shut the fuck up
  33. 3 points
    opponent trying to summon judgment dragon when i have kristya on field Tso: u cant special summon Tso: lol nordic94: why not? Tso: kristya nordic94: so Tso: her effect Tso: Neither player can Special Summon monsters nordic94: so nordic94: so nordic94: eff, i pay 1000 Tso: lol Tso: troll nordic94: to destroy everything nordic94 has lost 1000 life points nordic94: destroy Tso: u cant bring out in the first place nordic94: why? nordic94: i do not understand nordic94: this was not a special summon nordic94: it was a nordic summon Tso: lol nordic94: your monster stops special summons, not nordic summons nordic94: come on, can i just have the win? nordic94: pretty lease, with a cherry on top Tso: lol nordic94: have a soul nordic94: it's christmas time nordic94: time of giving nordic94: time fo caring nordic94: jesus christ would have done it nordic94: follw his example nordic94: if i lose this duel, my rating will go below 1200 nordic94: that'll just devistate me nordic94: i've dropped down so much, i was at 1300 nordic94: if i go any lower, i dont know what i'd do Tso: haha nordic94: .... nordic94 admitted defeat nordic94: now i'm gonna go do somethign terrible nordic94: i will go slit my wrists nordic94 has left the duel
  34. 3 points
    you should stay friends just to spite the guy, he sounds really insecure and this will torture him. [spoiler]then fuck her in the ass[/spoiler]
  35. 2 points
    [quote name='orangeeyes' timestamp='1356630447' post='3358361'] I don't think I've ever as badly wanted a team to lose in the playoffs as the Seahawks. [/quote] There's not a team I've ever wanted to see miss the playoffs more than the Giants.
  36. 2 points
  37. 2 points
    [quote name='Mr. Bluth' timestamp='1356597632' post='3358186'] he's got the offensive abilities of Dan Gadzuric (I just went there. Shudder Bucks fans). [/quote] noooo no no no. dont compare them ever again
  38. 2 points
    Last format at events it was ruled if you Veilered an inzektor monster that equipped Giga-Mantis the Mantis would fall off and trigger
  39. 2 points
    I dont think it would trigger. mantis isn't sent to the grave while equipped to a monster, it's sent to the grave because it isn't equipped to a monster, because it can't be equipped to a monster, because it is a monster and the effect treating it as an equip spell is no longer present.
  40. 2 points
    Happy Holidays guys! <3
  41. 2 points
    how could the most blandest expression look so epic? [IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a74/E-Force85/saitama1_zpse86d9d38.png[/IMG] face of a champion
  42. 2 points
    Nah fuck that. Just wear one to an event with a sticker that says "Hi my name is ________."
  43. 2 points
    [quote name='ThreeDimensional' timestamp='1356563910' post='3357879'] So Madame Vastra, Jenny & Strax. Spin Off anyone? You know, it might be a good one [i]this time[/i] [/quote] Both NDW spinoffs have been good albiet with a very set target market. I want Strax to be a companion also the new opening and tardis are outstanding throwbacks.
  44. 2 points
    why the fuck would you not use a mat. lets not use sleeves while we're at it. and deck boxes? fuck those I'm gonna strap a rubber band around my deck.
  45. 2 points
    I remember when I was 12 and I was worried about not getting an invite because I Top8'd and wasn't sure if the invites would pass down to me from Top4. It was in April though so luckily it did Now people are proud for Top32'ing regionals. Smh.
  46. 2 points
    [quote name='CellarDoor' timestamp='1356398689' post='3356562'] [quote name='Eжiled' timestamp='1356398536' post='3356560'] [quote name='CellarDoor' timestamp='1356396535' post='3356545'] [quote name='Eжiled' timestamp='1356396433' post='3356543'] [quote name='CellarDoor' timestamp='1356376839' post='3356331'] I really wish I knew what "the old dg" was all about, then I could properly contribute to this discussion. Nevertheless, I'll try to give my two cents into why DG has changed for the worse recently. I am posting it here b/c I feel like this thread is a significant contributor to the problem. This thread promotes silly, repetitive, empty (in content) posts. It is easily the most active thread in the forum, thus lots of rep is generated from it, and despite rep meaning nothing this really encourages a lot of newer members to come here and try to be funny/act dumb/post screenshots we've seen a billion of ("lol my opponent played through maxx "c"). I feel like if this thread weren't a thing we'd be able to get better discussion in the deck discussions; which at the moment are the worst thing ever. People complain about DG getting softer-well this is the first thread the large majority of new users see (I know it was for me). It gives people the impression that DG isn't that much like any other forum they've been to, and I know this something we desperately do not want to be the case, after all saying you are the best only gets you so far. Bottom-line: This thread embodies a lot of the characteristics of DG that we resent and are trying to change. I poorly represented my point IMO. [/quote] I don't think you'd survive old dg. I felt like running away several times back then I miss it though [/quote] Seems irrelevant. [/quote] i thought you wanted to know about old dg? [/quote] No, that was just to preface the statement. Besides, that isn't very descriptive. I'm really hungry and probably not thinking straight. [/quote] I really can't describe it, but I think this can [quote name='Mongoose' timestamp='1200370566' post='1303465'] What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is DUELIST motherfucking GROUNDZ, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE dont give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE always fuck the hot chick before she gets acne and settles for you. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and making-you-shut-the-fuck-up. Duelistgroundizm isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME, and by 'and then some', I mean the greatest imaginable heights soar-able by ALL OF FUCKING HU-MAN-I-TY. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. WE FUCKING INVENTED WALLS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you dont. You just...do...NOT. But you really think you can compete with Duelistgroundz? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you, fruitcake. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by other us'es. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the vagina we just made for you. (We do this because we are not gay, and would not risk fucking another guy) SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isnt a game, it isnt a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isnt some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISNT GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO. [/quote]
  47. 2 points
    >marcicus plays against chain burn playing dw >attempts to solitaire through deck to hit card des for deckout, fails, but sees the other guy running mage power >g2 he plays macro, d.d. survivor, watts, and maxx "c", keeping in his mage powers >! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! DJ: i didnt waste my time siding on u cuz ur deck isnt good
  48. 2 points
    "My car broke down so I asked my buddy Allen Pennington to give me a ride. My ass has never been that sore in my life."
  49. 2 points
    so Jeff jones, Kevin tewart and the guy without arms who plays ygo walk into a bar
  50. 2 points
    "i know what robbie kohl is getting for christmas"
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