thoroughly modern afgncaap

Late to the party here but a lot of people hated it and Malcolm fucked up a little bit. He had someone help him with the multis, he picked a random country for all the power roles+scum and whoever was helping him just defaulted to US for country of origin. I ended up NKing two of the scum/4 as a serial killer if I remember correctly

God I really hope so

Am I too late for the pics of markus sucking himself? Asking for a friend That friend is my dick

Nah, we use showdown to test teams

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JPuxaizIMQx8eXq8V0RhjvdlOxyEVb_G07N8gtDV4Jc/edit

- Opt in: Civil Discourse & Unchained

Goddamn that was one hell of a difficulty spike in level 3. Fun game though

Ive gone on a couple of dates with this boy and I really like him but he claims to be gay even though he's been having on and off sex with a couple different girls and it really bothers me, a lot. I don't know what to do because I can't reconcile being sex positive and being put off by his ostensible bisexuality.

Right, that was more in response to the question of why you'd pop dojo if you don't have to, I should rephrase it as summoning Squire offers advantages over not as well.

Definitely an option, but Shien's Squire offers other advantages such as access to Crystal Wing Synchro Dragon to protect your play from hand traps and Ancient Fairy Dragon to search Temple of the Six, should you be running it. It's worth noting that (for both Ouroboros and Trishula plays) you never need to use more than 4 of your monster slots, so I usually make a Crystal Wing to start with just in case.

So, without much fanfare, that I've seen anyway, Koomy made the bonkers decision to unlimit Gateway of the Six. Combined with some other silly things which exist over in Japan, this makes for a pretty ridiculous deck, of which this is a sample: For those of you who weren't around in 2010/2011, Six Samurai were hands down the best deck, but the best variant didn't run Shinai or Mizuho (those Blue and Red guys up there). They were reserved for a gimmicky deck which could technically, under the right unlikely circumstances, summon Trishula infinitely. Well, some time passed, and Gateway of the Six took a hiatus because it is, frankly, broken when you have monsters which can special summon themselves. The epitome of bad card design that only revealed itself when you place it next to other cards. Whoever the gods of the OCG are, they decided that such a card can exist in today's format, leading to a true-blue (and red) FTK with some of the newer cards, like Gagaga Cowboy. The point of this deck is to Trish away your opponent's entire hand, and field, and graveyard, followed by (or in tandem with) looping Gagaga Cowboy to burn your opponent for infinite damage. How does it do this, you ask? Perhaps a Refresher. Basic Red/Blue Loop This loop should be performed as early as possible. This allows you to search every monster in your deck, which you will want to do immediately as monsters are dead draws and halt your engine. Once you have generated a comfortable number of counters, you will continue onto the other loops. The next most relevant loop allows for you to use Trishula's effect an infinite number of times. Although I specify Shadow of the Six Samurai - Shien in the loop, this is merely filler used because it generates counters. You can also use Gagaga Cowboy, and adjust the counter totals accordingly. Infinite Trisula Loop Post-Trish Burn Loop One Card in Deck Loop

Freezing monster effects and destroying spells and traps happens regardless of whether it was Tribute Summoned or not. S/T destruction can really help push for game if you pop your own Geartown/Fortress

"Do x, and if you do, do y" are simultaneous but the first has to happen in order for the second to happen. Chaining Twisters on it is actually disgusting because Geartown misses timing and Catapult fizzles.

We threw a darty and it went until 7 PM and we went through 5 kegs. I'm afraid we might be becoming the cool kids. Also: we bought a chromecast so that girls don't try to change our music and steal our phones

To clarify "win moar" means when you're already winning you're just rubbing it in your opponent's face, as in "I already won, but if I drop guardian of order i can win even moar" It's not win moar as in if you play this card you'll in more games