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GENGAR    3016

The last man on earth sat in a room.

There was a knock on his door.

What happen?

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»Sky    978

There was a woman on the other side, obviously.

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GENGAR    3016
There was a woman on the other side, obviously.

You win.

Your prize is...

...

A snickerdoodle!

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GENGAR    3016

Wait I lied. Last Man on Earth. There is a man in woman. Therefore they can't exist.

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Laser Cat    5612
The last man on earth sat in a room.

There was a knock on his door.

What happen?

The post-apocalypse zombies obv.

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BiPi    1031
UH OH HOT DOG

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Oceanus    1125

There's man in woman because men are egotistical superiority complexing themselves and had control over their language and spelling.

Really, at conception, and for a few months, the fetus is neither male or female, all possess the exact same parts. What happens to them depends on the instructions given to them by the chromosomes at a later time.

So in most likely truth-

The last man on earth sat in a room.

There was a knock on his door.

What happen?

The post-fetal-apocalypse zombies obv.

fixed.

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Laser Cat    5612
There's man in woman because men are egotistical superiority complexing themselves and had control over their language and spelling.

Really, at conception, and for a few months, the fetus is neither male or female, all possess the exact same parts. What happens to them depends on the instructions given to them by the chromosomes at a later time.

So in most likely truth-

The last man on earth sat in a room.

There was a knock on his door.

What happen?

The post-fetal-apocalypse zombies obv.

fixed.

uh, why the fuck would the lone survivor of the world be afraid of unborn undead babies?

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Oceanus    1125
There's man in woman because men are egotistical superiority complexing themselves and had control over their language and spelling.

Really, at conception, and for a few months, the fetus is neither male or female, all possess the exact same parts. What happens to them depends on the instructions given to them by the chromosomes at a later time.

So in most likely truth-

The last man on earth sat in a room.

There was a knock on his door.

What happen?

The post-fetal-apocalypse zombies obv.

fixed.

uh, why the fuck would the lone survivor of the world be afraid of unborn undead babies?

Another one never doomed to feel such ominious wrath from the hands of Drakengard.

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